Finished work now so I'm off, be good (especially you mycatis). If anyone sees b13thy, could you tell him I was after him please? Never can pin that one down!
I went to a guys house on Friday, who I think is into me and when I got there he was wearing a cauliflower straped to his head, female underwear and a kilt tucked into silk boxers! ...
... to go, eleven more weeks to Santa, eleven more weeks till the BIG FAT MAN comes down your chimney and eats all your mince pies and drinks all your beer, Eleven more weeks to Santa!.......... ...
Please can someone clarify to me what the difference between a Green and Grey poster is. I got my nose bitten off quite recently for making a comment that a question had been answered so many...
Last night I went to the freezer to get some ice cubes for my diet pepsi (yes, it really was) and didn't bother to put the light on in the room. Felt with my hand for the ice cubes,...
can you smell my bacon sizzling in the pan?mmmmmmmmmm............was going to have bacon butties but hay.....might as well have the full monty...bacon, egg, sausage,toms, mushrooms, black pudding,...