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I.w.d....................

Does anyone know what time International Woman's Day finishes? I'm starving..........
18:52 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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I Phoned..........

I phoned the wife on the way home from work and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips but she just grunted. I think that she still regrets letting me name the twins.
18:54 Sat 04th Mar 20231 answer, last by jno 19:05 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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Midget Cowboy.............

A midget cowboy goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I've got this pain in my testicles. I think it may be a hernia. Could you check it out?" The doctor examines the midget cowboy, ponders for a moment, then...
18:57 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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Talking Centipede..............

A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: "Talking Centipede £100." The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a beer. The centipede...
19:18 Fri 10th Feb 2023
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Shopping...........

Awful weather conditions today. I've just visited my 80 years old neighbour to ask her if she needed anything from the shops. Turns out that she does so I've given her my list as well. No point in...
18:55 Tue 07th Feb 20233 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:55 Wed 08th Feb 2023
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Old Deaf Man............

A deaf old man goes for a checkup to the doctors with his wife. Doctor, ''Mr Roberts, I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample please''. ''What did he say dear?'' says old Mr Roberts....
16:11 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Trumps..............

Q. Why do trumps smell? A. For the benefit of the deaf....
16:01 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Indian Chief...................

Every time an Indian walks into the chief's teepee he sees that the chief is masturbating. They finally realize this is a serious problem, so they fix him up with a nice woman, and she starts living...
18:52 Wed 25th Jan 20231 answer, last by Buenchico 19:04 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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Stairlift.............

My grandmother hates her new stairlift. She says that it drives her up the wall.................
15:21 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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Irish Nuns.................

Two irish nuns were walking back to the convent late at night when they saw a suspicious man coming towards them. “Quick” whispered one of the nuns. “Show him your cross and he may leave us alone.”...
18:31 Sat 21st Jan 2023
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Chinese Man................

A wise Chinese man once said, "It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise there is always a way to solve problems without using violence."...
18:59 Thu 19th Jan 20231 answer, last by advice4moll 07:17 Fri 20th Jan 2023
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Old Slip Ups................

SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS (Some old but still funny) 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch...
19:13 Sun 08th Jan 20238 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:25 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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Traffic Lights................

Mick pulls up at the traffic lights and begins to roll his window down. There was a stunning looking woman in the car next to him. She smiles and rolls her window down as well. Mick says, "Have you...
17:52 Sat 07th Jan 2023
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Geography Gone Wrong................

A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts up a conversation with a Texan in a bar. The Texan says 'Where are you from? ' The Newfie says 'Do you know where New York is?' The Texan says 'Sure I know NY.'...
18:48 Thu 05th Jan 2023
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Scotsman, Englishman And An Irishman..............

Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman go for an interview for a job. There was a written test and one of the questions was 'Give the collective name of a group of animals'. The Scotsman wrote down a...
16:09 Thu 05th Jan 2023
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School Register..................

Registration on the first day back at school. Ahmed Al Sheriah“here” Mustafa Al Sheriah“here” Fatima El Bindiri“here” Ali Acmah Shabeeb“here” Ali Sun Al En. No answer Ali Sun Al En? Little girl at the...
16:00 Thu 05th Jan 2023
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Hokey Cokey................

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote the 'Hokey Cokey', died peacefully at the age of 83. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. Then the trouble...
14:33 Fri 23rd Dec 20221 answer, last by johnny.5 14:36 Fri 23rd Dec 2022
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My Mate..............

My mate has been drinking brake fluid for a number of years but he says he's not addicted. He reckons he can stop any time he wants.............
11:59 Fri 23rd Dec 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 12:51 Fri 23rd Dec 2022
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Another For Hazlinny................

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient...
18:59 Thu 15th Dec 20221 answer, last by Hazlinny 11:33 Fri 16th Dec 2022
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It's A Pure Dead Give-Away That You're Scottish If

1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine as good weather. 2. The only sausage you like is square. 3. You were forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at secondary school....
15:12 Thu 15th Dec 20229 answers, last by maggiebee 23:15 Fri 16th Dec 2022

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