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Magic..............

My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a number of years and has picked up a few tricks. I came home early from work the other day to find her dressed in her magician's assistant...
10:35 Sat 22nd Oct 20229 answers, last by gness 15:36 Sat 22nd Oct 2022
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Knickers................

My wife is in a right mood. Someone has stolen a pair of her pants off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers, she just wants her twelve pegs back............
10:17 Sat 22nd Oct 20222 answers, last by Spicerack 10:27 Sat 22nd Oct 2022
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Holiday Money...............

Just walked out of Asda and saw this woman crying her eyes out saying that she's lost all her holiday money. I felt so sad for her so I gave her £50. I don't normally do things like that but I had...
13:24 Wed 19th Oct 20223 answers, last by DTCwordfan 05:38 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Don't Despair.................

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was £100 her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the...
16:53 Sun 16th Oct 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 16:58 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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The Soldier And Nun...............

A Russian soldier runs up to a nun. "Please let me hide under your dress, I'll explain later." The nun agrees. A moment later two military policemen run up and ask "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"...
14:17 Sun 02nd Oct 2022
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One Leg................

A man with one leg missing lands a job at a top brewery. A spokesman for the unnamed beer company told reporters "We've put him in charge of the hops."...
17:25 Sat 24th Sep 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:45 Sun 25th Sep 2022
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Spelling............

My teacher said not to worry about correct spelling because we have autocorrect. And for that , I'm infernally grapefruit....
09:25 Mon 12th Sep 2022
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Wind It Back..............

Paddy wanted to sell his car so his mate told him to wind the mileage back a bit and he would get a better price for his car. He saw him a few days later and asked how he had got on. Paddy said that...
18:08 Mon 05th Sep 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 05:50 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Magician's Assistant.............

My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now and she has picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early the other day to found her dressed in her assistant...
11:59 Sun 28th Aug 2022
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An Upsetting Statistic

Statistics recently released from The United Nations reveal that: Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas...
18:04 Thu 25th Aug 2022
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Dog Poo.....................

My wife came in from the garden slamming the door and yelling that next door's dog had been in our garden and left dog poo all over the place AGAIN! I told her to calm down, get the shovel and throw...
10:40 Sat 20th Aug 20222 answers, last by Sqad 10:51 Sat 20th Aug 2022
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Think Of A Number..............

Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . . . . . . . . ....
18:09 Wed 17th Aug 20222 answers, last by dustypuss 17:54 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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Shoes...........

Paddy the policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His sergeant starts to yell at him. “You are ruining the police reputation, go home and change the shoes.” Paddy goes...
18:03 Wed 17th Aug 20221 answer, last by DTCwordfan 18:12 Wed 17th Aug 2022
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Close Shave..............

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a...
10:42 Wed 17th Aug 20223 answers, last by Canary42 13:48 Wed 17th Aug 2022
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Alabama Pastor...................

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot...
18:24 Mon 15th Aug 20221 answer, last by jno 18:26 Mon 15th Aug 2022
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A Few Old Ones...............

Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers...
18:26 Sun 14th Aug 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 18:29 Sun 14th Aug 2022
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Wasps...............

Avoid being pestered by wasps at picnics by smearing jam on your children...............
18:34 Sat 13th Aug 2022
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Benefits...................

I've just had a woman on the doorstep for the last hour explaining the benefits of brown bread....Hovis witness.
18:20 Fri 12th Aug 202210 answers, last by Canary42 23:43 Sat 13th Aug 2022
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Elephants......................

Q What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? A Elephants are grey and grapes are green. ________________________________________________ Q What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants...
17:56 Thu 11th Aug 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:11 Thu 11th Aug 2022
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Safe Period...................

Two friends who had a double wedding 8 years ago were talking in the pub. One said ”Why is it that we both got married on the same day 8 years ago and I have 8 kids and you have none?” His friend...
18:15 Mon 08th Aug 2022

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