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Tuna

I never realised how scary tuna is. I went into my local sandwich shop and asked for a tuna sandwich. Lady replied, "we haven't got any tuna left....I'm afraid"....
16:04 Thu 23rd Dec 201020 answers, last by boxtops 14:42 Sun 02nd Jan 2011
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Snowplough

Just been knocked down by a snowplough. YOU B***** I shouted. Through gritted teeth...
13:17 Wed 22nd Dec 20101 answer, last by woofgang 07:21 Thu 23rd Dec 2010
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My cousin

My cousin's just told me he's gay. What an idiot, coming out in weather like this...
01:14 Wed 22nd Dec 20103 answers, last by squarebear 12:17 Thu 23rd Dec 2010
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Helium

Well that's it. I've handed my notice in at the helium balloon factory. I will not be spoken to like that.....
00:36 Wed 22nd Dec 20108 answers, last by pjgriffo 21:04 Thu 06th Jan 2011
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Addiction?

My mates been drinking brake fluid for 6 years but he says he's not addicted. He reckons he can stop anytime he wants.
17:11 Tue 21st Dec 20103 answers, last by weecalf 17:24 Tue 21st Dec 2010
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Cheeky Checkout

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the till he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register....
02:19 Sun 19th Dec 20102 answers, last by sidkid 14:48 Sun 19th Dec 2010
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Lift

My mate just farted in a lift. It was bad on so many levels...
17:17 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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Drink !!!

A man dressed in painter's overalls walks into a hardware shop and asks for a bottle of white spirit. The proprietor looks at him. "No. You're that alcoholic bum who used to always hang around...
16:47 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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Harry the snowman

Harry the snowman turns to his mate George. Hey Georgie, is it just me or can you smell carrots?
19:44 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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Mobile phone insurance

I've just taken my broken mobile into the local phone shop (I trod on it!!). The chap said it would cost £70 to repair or I could take out 'Emergency Insurance' at a cost of £60 and then...
18:40 Tue 09th Nov 20102 answers, last by sidkid 01:08 Thu 11th Nov 2010
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Passion Flower Fruit

Hi, I've just picked some ripe (bright yellow) fruit from a friend's plant but they are empty! I had a passion flower plant a few years ago and the fruits used to contain a lot of seeds in a sort of...
19:38 Mon 27th Sep 20103 answers, last by woofgang 05:20 Tue 28th Sep 2010
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Passion Flower Fruit

Hi, I've just picked some ripe (bright yellow) fruit from a friend's plant but they are empty! I had a passion flower plant a few years ago and the fruits used to contain a lot of seeds in a sort of...
17:11 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Miniature plums

There's a tree in a nearby hedgerow which has a bumper ripe crop of what look and taste like plums, but they are only about an inch long. My other half says they are damsons but I though plums and...
01:04 Tue 25th Aug 200914 answers, last by TerriPyeth 21:03 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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inedible fruit and vegetables

is there anything that can pollute the water used to irrigate fruit and vegetables that would render them inedible or even poisonous to us without actually harming the plant. I wonder this because in...
17:04 Sat 22nd Aug 200916 answers, last by ChuckFickens 01:03 Thu 27th Aug 2009
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Smelly hot water

The water out of my hot tap smells positively rancid, but only at the weekend. All throughout the week there is no problem. I live in W. Kent. Is this something I just have to live with? Is there...
14:19 Sun 26th Jul 20091 answer, last by Hymie 18:45 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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Foxes or maybe badgers

A very large hole has appeared under some decking in my garden. I was just about to remove the decking as it's rotten but don't want to disturb any badger/fox mothers and young that might be down...
11:38 Wed 17th Jun 20092 answers, last by sidkid 12:13 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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Panama City

Has anyone visited or even lived in Panama City? looking to buy or rent a holiday home and heard some good things about this destination
17:31 Thu 11th Jun 20093 answers, last by sidkid 20:48 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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Postage

not sure if this is correct category, but does anyone know the relative postage costs comparing the UK to Ireland - Galway to be precise..?
12:48 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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postage

not sure if this is correct category, but does anyone know the relative postage costs comparing the UK to Ireland - Galway to be precise..?
12:35 Wed 15th Apr 20091 answer, last by Cakeboy 15:03 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Posted Yesterday - Google Earth Ocean

Re Google Earth Ocean Whilst the answers given were amusing, they were to be honest, less than helpful Question was ...I can't zoom below the surface - I have the latest ver - how can I go below...
12:48 Sat 28th Mar 20096 answers, last by sidkid 00:21 Sun 29th Mar 2009

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