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legend.isgod

wtf is that advert about ?

The advert for jelly snakes where the orange jelly snake says its made fromnatural colourings and flavourings .And the raspberry sweet keeps saying bring on the trumpets Wtf is that some english joke...
22:15 Sat 11th Oct 200835 answers, last by bensmum 22:44 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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sir.knobby

I had a strange e mail today

This is what it said. Dziękuję za nasty noby ognisko domowe ed bardzo miffy odsky opr?cz niekt?rzy z why dont wydawać się wobec poopobuny ten dekoracje. Talk za pańsheet...
18:38 Sat 11th Oct 200817 answers, last by sir.knobby 19:18 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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zzxxee

what has made you mad today?

the one thing that has bugged me today is in work, a fire exit was blocked with all sorts of building materials, i work nights and was told by my manager you have been provided with a torch use it.....
18:44 Sat 11th Oct 200816 answers, last by dustypuss 10:03 Sun 12th Oct 2008
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tigwig

I had a spooky experience last night!

We live on the old site of a mental hospital (its nice really). A few ghostly going ons have occured previously and a clairvoyant told us we had a portal in the lounge after doing a home reading! We...
17:56 Sat 11th Oct 200833 answers, last by tigerlily11 19:57 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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legend.isgod

England game

How many times do you think that the commentator will mention BORAT during the kazakhstan game ? I reckon that he will find it hard not to mention him on less than a dozen occasions, possibly even in...
16:25 Sat 11th Oct 200811 answers, last by Drisgirl 17:28 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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eash

British Gas

British Gas kindly sent me 4 energy saving light bulbs yesterday free of charge. How nice of them. I'm not even one of their customers or a home owner as I still live with my mum. I wonder why they...
16:31 Sat 11th Oct 200814 answers, last by Totterdown 19:37 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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Darth.Lung

Rancid faeces in my mouth

I cant seem to get rid of the taste of the excrement in my mouth. Can anybody recomend something please? Oh I feel so low.
11:05 Sat 11th Oct 20087 answers, last by smudge 12:02 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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Darth.Lung

Laid in my own excrement

Well it has happened again I have just slipped off my wheelchair and I am now rolling around on the floor in my own faeces. I tried to close my mouth and breath threw my nose but I ended up sucking up...
11:12 Sat 11th Oct 200810 answers, last by MsEVP 12:02 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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Darth.Lung

Hello Everybody

I have just found a tape worm in my colomy bag. It was trying to crawl out of the split in the bag from which my faeces was pouring out. I dont know what to do with the evil looking thing. It smells...
10:58 Sat 11th Oct 200815 answers, last by smudge 12:09 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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fannylicking

I unreservadly appologise

I will no longer wind up the boring old fossils on here.
08:56 Sat 11th Oct 200821 answers, last by kjc 11:03 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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Metjam

Tetjam RIP

Okay, which ******** got me banned this time?
17:17 Fri 10th Oct 200824 answers, last by RAGGY ROMAN 11:04 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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bednobs

any ideas please? (2 things)

Hi, 1) mr bednobs has had to do a bit of looking after me lately as i have had a bit of a relapse of my long term condition. I have been vey dependant on him and would like to get him a heartfelt gift...
20:06 Thu 09th Oct 20088 answers, last by jen78 21:19 Thu 09th Oct 2008
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SIRandyraven

Scotland

Lets go to war with Scotland and steal all the free NHS prescriptions and whisky and they are near to Iceland ....
19:40 Thu 09th Oct 200827 answers, last by SIRandyraven 20:22 Thu 09th Oct 2008
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SIRandyraven

Lets Nuke Iceland .....

First they nick our Cod and now my Council Tax .... I say add them to the Axis of Evil list and invade them ...
18:11 Thu 09th Oct 200825 answers, last by Panic Button 20:43 Fri 10th Oct 2008
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SIRandyraven

Mc Flurry

Whas your favourite McFlurry ...Mines the Chocolate Orange one they have at Christmas ..only a few days to go ...
17:44 Thu 09th Oct 20084 answers, last by SIRandyraven 17:51 Thu 09th Oct 2008
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SIRandyraven

Lets play a game ?

I ask a question ...you use the net and find the answer ... Me first ...ready steady go ... What time is the last Tube from Bank to Old Street on the Northern line ? How many rooms does the MGM Hotel...
20:59 Tue 07th Oct 2008165 answers, last by stewey 23:54 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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wizard66

Credit Crunch...The Album????

How about Money for Nothing(Dire Straits) to start with?
21:54 Tue 07th Oct 200834 answers, last by puddingqueen 23:17 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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flobbergob

All British Banks to be nationalised?

Hasn't this been tried before? It is a superb idea, the rich give to the poor and everybody becomes equal. People will soon realise that there is no point in working because the gumment will give it...
19:18 Tue 07th Oct 200817 answers, last by AskarAQ 14:31 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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sara3

what a bag of.......

... sh*te. I'd rather check out Facebook. that's how dire this is tonight.
22:13 Mon 06th Oct 2008153 answers, last by :bez: 02:36 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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10ClarionSt

The X-Factor - Disgraceful?

I think this programme is dispicable and disgracefully callous. It's worse than Jerry Springer or Jeremy Kyle. Simon Cowell and co. are just toying with young people and destroying their morale. It's...
20:12 Mon 06th Oct 200810 answers, last by vibrasphere 09:02 Tue 07th Oct 2008

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