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smudge
We've had a daily paper delivered for as long as I can remember, but as they've been arriving later & later, we decided to cancel them yesterday. I'd got so used to the routine of a cuppa & a good...
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AB Editor
check it out
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dotovaposted
yet the stuff from the lung idiot are still there? How does that work then?
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SIRandyraven
No bad spelling in this thread. English only (Request of wiffey). Only nice pretty fluffy bunnies and pastel colours/colors allowed. Only people called Smike or Jane may post and they have to have...
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lunsfaeces
I have just farted and 6 maggots came out of my bottom. I am still lying on the floor rolling around in some horrible smelling stale faeces. Its really not nice bieng in this way. I wish it could be...
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dot.hawkes
I am feeling fed up cos my tongue is still bruised and sore and swollen after the injection on Thursday. I can walk, operate machinery, do the paperwork, work in the stockroom, but I can't talk...
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S.K.SWEDEN
I have seen a comment on here, that foreigners are not allowed to use this site. Is this true? I cannot see anything in the rules about this.
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topogigo
That when some obnoxious ******* decides to post something revolting, instead of people answering, can we all contact the so called editor and complain. Would this be so difficult? They are mostly...
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lunsfaeces
Have a plate of fried excrement? Its pretty fresh.
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leeandjoanne
i was wondering if your car is running but you take it out of gear and dont use your excelerator if your going downhills do u use any petrol ?
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theonelungy
When my colostomy bag exploded all over myself covering me in my own excrement a little bit went in my ear lobe. I have been trying to pick it out but it just goes in even further. Oh how bad I smell...
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zzxxee
bye bye
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zzxxee
i usually spend around an hour every couple of days on this site but im finding it boreing and some people like lungy really offensive , minus one ortwo intellegent people ,so im boycotting this for...
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theonelungy
I have just found a piece of decomposing meat in my own feces. Fry up anyone?
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zzxxee
when will brucie be knighted?
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legendis.god
On the news theyre saying 4 million children in the uk are living in poverty. How can this be true? Disadvantaged children living in low income or poor homes. But are they using the money thay have...
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Drisgirl
My daughter works in one -apologies to my Chinese friends here but this is a call she got yesterday. Mr and Mrs Chung wanted to pay a policy -simple..except they started passing the phone back and...
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sir.knobby
And for once can we please stay on the subject and not go of on a tangent to another subject within half a dozen posts. I bet it cant be done.
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grivitate
do you finally ask your wife if she would be interested in taking it in the @ss because you just dont feel anything anymore?

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