I have locked my daughter out of her facebook account, I am montoring what she gets sent and who she is friends with etc. ANyhoo her best mate just posted an update from her maths lession. "bored...
I get visits from Jehovah Witnesses, RCs and C of Es and I make a practice of asking them if they have read/studied any other contemporary religions or beliefs such as Greek, Roman and Nordic . So far...
I've suspected for a long time that my wife cheats but yesterday she came in from a night out i noticed small white marks on her clothes, and to find out whether this could've been the drink i asked...
Basically too cut a long story short (not)..... I was outside a nightclub, a fella taller than i started talking to me, you know, drunken banter. Believe it or not we start to argue about...
Big Issue seller outside Sainburies has no sense of humour. He called to me "big issue please" I replied "knock knock" he in turn responded "whose there" I said...
the answers are anagrams of names of famous scots throughout the ages
9, EEHIJLOPRSST
11, ADEEEJNNRRW
14,AABEEIJMMRRS
15, ACEHINOPRRSST
18, AADEEEFGILMN
21,AACDELLMNOS
27,ACGILNNOORSTU...