If anybody has a tin of dried up shoe polish try mixing in a few drops of white vinegar then,pop in the Microwave for ten seconds. Hey Presto!! Hot vinegary shoe polish!
Does anybody think this is a good idea? If you attach a roller skate to either end of a 6ft length of plastic drainpipe it makes an ideal car for a snake!
Does anyone know if it's possible to swap the air bags in my Ford Mondeo for giant Whoopee cushions? I feel this would reduce the trauma in road traffic accidents as you would still be laughing whilst...
What's that all about! I just phoned the Council to ask for permission to have a skip outside my house. They said it would be fine but,felt that a run round the block would be more beneficial.