whats your `party trick? can u hold a pint between your boobs? or apply lipstick from there like molly ringwold' can you drink copious amoubnnts of lager or are you otherwise talented ? spill the...
I'm wondering how many other people out there who wonder & ponder about our English Language. Sir Menzies Campbell has been in the news a lot lately which set me thinking. How on earth can Menzies...
Some women would give there left arm to be the likes of Jennifer Aniston for the day but she's not that happy with herself. She says she'd love to live the life of oprah Wunfrey for the day but she...
Just received in an email... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently...
I've just driven back from a meeting across the New Forest, there is a stretch of clear open road that has a series of serpentine bends in it - I'm always so pleased if the road is empty and I can...
Morning - i have just brought some Daktarin oral gel for a mild bacteria infection i have in my mouth. Now the gel sticks to your tongue, but i have the infectiona t the back of my tongue,...
I imagine Doc Spock looks like the miserable old man from Last Orders, Boo looks like Nigella, JohnLambert looks like Bruce Parry, and Villagevicar looks like everyone's kindly uncle. This IS NOT an...
...i can't stop masturbating :( i know i am in need of a girl in my life, but in the mean time....? what do i do ? i feel its taking over me. I am not a lona or anything. Any ideas ?
A can of Sainsbury's Basic beans and sausages apparently serves 3! I am in the middle of eating on of them for my lunch and I have just read the label and it contains 90% of your RDA of salt! Add two...
after a recent conversation with someone . of the female species . i haev come to the conclusion . that some women think guys only think with their d!cks. and if a woman says something overtly sexual...
I have posted in 'pets' about my cat sh1tting on the carpet. As everyone is here instead of Animals & Nature can you give me a reason why my newly neutered, litter trained cat has started messing? Mr...
I think the idea of getting paid to poo is just fantastic, and that's why from now on I will only be having a Brad in the comfort of my own home at weekends. How many of you wait until you get in to...
1) Cat or dog? 2) Rich Tea or Digestive? 3) BBC or ITV? 4) Morcombe & Wise or The Two Ronnies? 5) Long haul or short haul? 6) Romance or thriller? 7) Talk or text? 8) Tea or coffee? 9) Ford Fiesta or...
I thought I'd seen it all but my 17 year old son has really done it this time! I went into his room yesterday and found that he'd moved his bed. I moved it back again and saw that a large piece of...
