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The Sneeze

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen...
22:32 Wed 19th Dec 20121 answer, last by shoota 22:34 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Cols Callers

2 women called at my door & asked me what bread I ate. I said,"white". They then lectured me on the benefits of brown bread for the next 30mins! Feckin Hovis Witnesses! -------------------------------...
21:31 Wed 19th Dec 20121 answer, last by Jemisa 22:17 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Limericks Anyone???

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of two different sizes The one was so small It weighed nothing at all But the other had won several prizes...
21:26 Wed 19th Dec 201224 answers, last by Dickythecook 23:27 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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You Clould Have Heard A Pin Drop 2

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a...
21:25 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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You Clould Have Heard A Pin Drop 1

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded,...
21:24 Wed 19th Dec 20128 answers, last by craft1948 23:35 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Fascinating

Teacher asks the class of seven year olds who can come up with a sentence with the word fascinate. A little girl says she went to the zoo and was fascinated by the animals. The teacher thanks her and...
21:22 Wed 19th Dec 20122 answers, last by Jemisa 22:23 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Santas Letter

2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to...
21:17 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Christmas Dinner Shopping

I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for £150 ......... is this too dear?...
21:13 Wed 19th Dec 20128 answers, last by sunny-dave 08:45 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Philosophy

Descartes - To be is to do. Voltaire - To do is to be. Frank Sinatra - Do be do be do....
21:10 Wed 19th Dec 20121 answer, last by marval 21:11 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Car Sex

Louis and Joyce were making passionate love in Louis's mini van when suddenly Joyce, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!" Louis, not wanting to pass up this unique...
20:44 Wed 19th Dec 20128 answers, last by Bazile 17:50 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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French Paratroopers

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar. "Ah, Pierre," asks one, 'ow 'av you been doing?" "Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad...
20:43 Wed 19th Dec 20121 answer, last by tonyav 20:45 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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The Official Good Morning Ab'ers Thread

Morning all, been a long night, looks like another dreech day across the whole country enjoy what you can!!
05:42 Wed 19th Dec 201272 answers, last by paddywak 08:36 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Weather Giggle

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/public/weather/warnings/#?tab=map .....if it doesn't scroll to Friday...do it!!! priceless...
13:56 Wed 12th Dec 201223 answers, last by whiskeryron 09:01 Fri 06th Jun 2014
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Dt 27026

21 across building not likely to move (6) 22 down bear east fleeing from Brunei in confusion...
15:44 Sat 17th Nov 20124 answers, last by Slapshot 15:47 Sat 17th Nov 2012
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It's good to be a geek!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20325517 .... ;0)...
13:39 Fri 16th Nov 20125 answers, last by mightyWBA 18:42 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Sunday Times 4511

1a Meat spread contains nice minced game (8) P?????C? 12a Batting? Get help with spin if against them! (5) I???A (Infra???) Any help appreciated...
13:35 Sun 11th Nov 20124 answers, last by Lie-in King 13:37 Sun 11th Nov 2012
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DTGK

35a chior for singing part-songs (4-4)
15:34 Sat 10th Nov 20125 answers, last by Lie-in King 16:07 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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13th October...is international...

No bra day......not wearing mine....;0)
14:43 Sat 13th Oct 201227 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:28 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Nazi opera

A new doctor is being shown round the Mental hospital by the consultant. He is asking his opinion of the patients. Now in the next bed we have a man who sometimes thinks he is a gypsy girl in an opera...
04:22 Fri 12th Oct 20126 answers, last by shoota 22:08 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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Good Morning Answerbankers....

I hope you have a lovely late summer bank holiday...;0) Okay okay I'm being sarcastic but I'd rather have rain the the severe gale force winds we have here tonight!! Have a good day everyone...
05:22 Mon 27th Aug 2012130 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 09:50 Mon 27th Aug 2012

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