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paulaoneill
Has anyone got a TV Programme that they love but are embarrasssed to admit? I am obsessed with 'Little House on The Prairie', I know, I know! I have all ten box sets. I am 27 and I know all the...
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stokemaveric
i used to be stokeace but it they wouldnt let me sign in kept saying my password was invalid.why is this?lol
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johnlambert
try entering your name and see what slogan you get http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
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sleepy1
im feeling broody .........think i might just go to toys r us and get a doll that cries and wets lol ive been looking at baby clothes , Do any of you ever feel broody ???
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sleepy1
i just got on my bath room scales they said...........to be continued....................
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Goodsoulette
is there an advert for vaginal stretching over there>>>>>?
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whiffey
1) Fat-headed 2) Obsessed with your own importance 3) Not terribly good at speling 4) A part-time lawyer's clerk 5) A Vauxhall Corsa owner 6) Have your own air-rifle Did you answer yes to all ? AB has...
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sleepy1
i need a sick bug for about 3 or 4 days i need to lose some weight ! . send me sick bug please if you have it at mo
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Doc Spock
I have been sat in a tepid bath for over 2 hours and still cannot loosen my undercrackers. Is this caused by the hardening of excessive bodily secretions ?
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Champagne
I have a really crusty bogey up my nose that's really annoying me. It's a real side-clinger that's encrusted to the skin right at the back of the nostril so I can't reach it. What's the best way to...
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Emz26
Do you laugh at inappropriate times? Last night I was out with two male friends when we saw a slightly intoxicated woman fall down a small flight of steps. She fell flat on her face, not even putting...
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Goodsoulette
After reading Skreeches coke float thing. It got me thinking I haven't had one since I was a kid. We used to go to Morellis and have one every Saturday but then Maccy Ds came along and shut them down...
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Gavroche2000
Hello all, I want to propose to my girlfriend, but I only have ?300 to spend on an engagement ring. Any ideas as to how I can get something nice or where?
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earsugar
What do you say to people on this site that have little or no sense of humour?, people who are very serious?, do you think they are like that in real life?
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filthiestfis
Im pretty dissapointed with my diet. I've been following it for nearly one month now. I used to eat junk food all the time, ready meals, pizza, lots of carbs like white rice and pasta, and 100g bar of...
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sleepy1
i want breakfast in bed ........................some one please bring me it nowwwwwwwwwwwww thanks
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Floella
It was my one year AB birthday yesterday. I didn't get a cake. :-(
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sleepy1
i was in the pub this evening , a good looking man standing at the bar smiled at me ...............ismiled back then could not look at him no more kept my head down im just to shy lol are you shy ????
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rugeleyboy
i was just watching the advert for MFI were a chinese woman is shouting at her husband for leaving the toilet seat up............. i thought to myself "if that was my missus i would tell her to f*ck...

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