Just been into town to buy a couple of Chrimbo pressies. I wanted some Jazz aftershave, but the shop I went to had sold out. I decided to take a short cut through the market to the supermarket and...
What song are these lyrics from:
"When we finally say good night,
How i'll hate going out in the storm;
But if you really hold me tight,
All the way home i'll be warm."
What is the definition of a "White Christmas"?
1. 50% of the UK to have a covering of snow
2. 15% of the UK to have a covering of snow
3. A single snowflake falling
I was just in the bath, and I'm thinking, "I can't remember if I've still got my contact lenses in or not!"So, I sat there for about 5 bl00dy minutes, trying to remember if I had taken them out yet or...
I was in wilko's today & spotted a santa on a motorbike, which plays santa claus is coming to town, while santa shakes his booty !!!
Gotta admit I want one !!!
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is...