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VW Beetles & VW Buses

Does anyone know if there is a motor show devoted to VW Beetles & VW buses? Thank you. Bedfordshire UK
13:43 Wed 16th May 20074 answers, last by smudge 14:51 Wed 16th May 2007
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A man returns from the Doc's......

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make...
15:28 Fri 11th May 2007
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Proteus Syndrome.....

Further to Ratter15's inspirational thread on Aspergers syndrome, I thought this story about Mandy Sellars might be of interest too. We sometimes concern ourselves about the little imperfections we...
20:22 Thu 10th May 20074 answers, last by smudge 11:43 Fri 11th May 2007
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The Afterlife.....

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of what the afterlife was like. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long and happy life, the...
20:14 Sat 24th Feb 20073 answers, last by woodwose 11:00 Fri 02nd Mar 2007
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Clocks....

A member of the Democratic party, recently deceased, approached the Pearly Gates. After exchanging pleasantries with St. Peter, he is led into the receiving area and handed a clock which is not...
21:32 Tue 20th Feb 20071 answer, last by wendilla 12:26 Wed 21st Feb 2007
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A Fairy Tale......

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant...
15:15 Tue 20th Feb 20072 answers, last by Whiskery Ron 21:48 Tue 20th Mar 2007
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The Price of Brains.....

In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lays gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,"...
11:21 Tue 20th Feb 20071 answer, last by Lovinit 12:30 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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Another Deodorant one.....

Sounds best in a Northern Irish accent: Paddy walks into a chemist & asks for a deodorant. "Ball or Aerosol?" asks the assistant. "No, it's for under me arms" replies Paddy!
18:23 Mon 19th Feb 20071 answer, last by rugeleyboy 00:08 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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The Chicken Farmer.......

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said,...
16:20 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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Cannibals......

A large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits...
16:01 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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Monday Test.....

Not a question - but just thought you'd like to try this: http://www.risingstarkaraoke.com/monday_test.h tml
15:41 Mon 19th Feb 20077 answers, last by JimJools 16:44 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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Deodorants - Another blonde joke.....

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed,...
15:18 Mon 19th Feb 20072 answers, last by wendilla 11:15 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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The Rabbit

The Rabbit A man is driving along a highway & sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The...
11:54 Mon 19th Feb 20072 answers, last by rugeleyboy 00:16 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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Current Ford Focus Advert Music....

Could anyone tell me where I can find the music to the current Ford Focus advert please? I've looked on You Tube, but can't seem to find it. I can't look on LimeWire as I don't know the name of it....
22:16 Fri 09th Feb 20074 answers, last by smudge 20:16 Sun 11th Feb 2007
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Witty names.....

I think I just heard my husband right.... A few days ago Terry Wogan said he was listening to the Jeremy Vine show & a correspondent phoned in saying his name was Drew Peacock! No one at the studio...
18:03 Fri 09th Feb 200715 answers, last by Trum48 14:42 Thu 15th Mar 2007
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Not really a joke, but here goes.....

New Telephone Voice Mail Greeting. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the Country...? "GOOD MORNING & WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press '1' if you speak English". "Press '2'...
16:25 Fri 09th Feb 20072 answers, last by smudge 18:51 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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Claude & Maude.....

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his...
14:30 Fri 09th Feb 20071 answer, last by Lovinit 16:22 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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Management Lesson....

Johnny fancied a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: "I'll give you a ?100 for sex", but the girl said "NO"....
13:45 Fri 09th Feb 20073 answers, last by smudge 15:23 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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Evil Sadistic Child Torturers......

What would you have liked to see happen to this evil couple who tortured their 4 year old disabled daughter? Bearing in mind they've been jailed for 10+ years each, but will probably be out in 4! If...
11:05 Fri 09th Feb 200724 answers, last by tigerlily11 23:36 Wed 14th Feb 2007

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