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Jade Goody....

Jade Goody has apparently decided to change her name & adopt the Muslim faith to prove she isn't racist! She wants to be known as 'Yaffat Fouka'! (Rec'd by text)!
23:21 Thu 25th Jan 20075 answers, last by smudge 19:41 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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JustSia

Shameless Bragging

Please forgive me for I have left my modesty after the celebratory pint and I need to brag. Having never really won anything I am now a proud 1st place holder in the shooting competition at my local...
00:58 Fri 26th Jan 200719 answers, last by JustSia 23:59 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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sunnyday2d

paddy & murphy

paddy & murphy working on a building site fitting windows, when a sheet of glass, that had not been stacked properly, shot of a rack & sliced murphys head right off, The forman came and screamed paddy...
11:17 Wed 17th Jan 20073 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:48 Sun 07th Oct 2007
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jonnoman

bless the elderly

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather...
22:32 Mon 22nd Jan 20073 answers, last by smudge 01:38 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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Leight0n

Boy goes into a music shop.....

and ask the owner for a mouth organ. "Wow thats strange" says the owner. "These are popular today" "I know" Says the boy "Our monica came in for one earlier"
12:18 Wed 24th Jan 20071 answer, last by smudge 01:35 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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ummmm1

I thought this was funny!!

A son asks his Dad the difference between 'Theoretically and Realistically. Dad says.....'That's hard son but I have an idea. Ask Mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1million quid' Mum says...
15:07 Thu 25th Jan 20073 answers, last by smudge 01:33 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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Lonnie

A couple of good ones

CONFESSIONAL (1) There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and...
18:29 Wed 24th Jan 20071 answer, last by smudge 01:32 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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Yorkie580

It made my young neice laugh...

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
13:10 Thu 25th Jan 20071 answer, last by smudge 01:29 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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smudge

Tragedy...

Tony Blair was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Prime Minister if he...
14:05 Sat 20th Jan 20073 answers, last by smudge 01:25 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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dot.hawkes

I don't have to read

half the stuff on here tonight as it all appears to be rubbish and therefore i won't waste my time. I shall see what tomorrow night brings. What do you like best about this site or this topic? i like...
00:23 Fri 26th Jan 200770 answers, last by dot.hawkes 20:18 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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Orangesauce1

Thank you

Can I just open my arms give you all a big hug and thank you for all the support over the last couple of months following the accident. Your kind words and well wishes you have sent me and my...
23:26 Thu 25th Jan 200714 answers, last by naz_nomad 01:42 Fri 26th Jan 2007
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missjef

Following on yet again from my below questions - Euthanasia..

What are your views on euthanasia? I am think that if someone so wishes to commit suicide but they themselves cannot for whatever reason then they should be allowed to have someone help them. It is...
15:35 Thu 25th Jan 200711 answers, last by curlyfilm 18:13 Thu 25th Jan 2007
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naz_nomad

Limewire ... help

Never used it myself, but I have heard good things about Frostwire, is it better?
19:39 Sat 20th Jan 20073 answers, last by Disco Fever 11:40 Sun 21st Jan 2007
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torby78

Where can i download the "�a plane pour moi"?

It is the song used in the new Renault Scneic advert (the littel girl with the fairy wings). I know loads about the song, but i really want to downlaod the version used in the advert and put it onto...
18:03 Sat 20th Jan 200712 answers, last by KeiraKnight 21:38 Thu 24th Jul 2008
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netibiza

AB quiz today

Where has the Biddybank gone?
14:32 Thu 04th Jan 2007505 answers, last by netibiza 09:04 Mon 12th Feb 2007
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smudge

Earache - quick fix

I'm just getting over a nasty bout of bronchitis & have finshed my antibiotics, however for the last few days I've been getting really bad stabbing pains in my right ear. The nurse said my ear was...
13:57 Sat 20th Jan 20076 answers, last by smudge 18:02 Sat 20th Jan 2007
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smudge

Big Soap Box......

Anyone know where I could buy a very large Soap Box on-line please - only someone I know needs a bigger one than the one they've already got. Many thanks!
22:39 Fri 19th Jan 20073 answers, last by smudge 17:36 Sat 20th Jan 2007
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prospector

Chat and Rules

Crystal Guides public statement - www.theanswerbank.co.uk (a community question and answer site where users ask genuine questions and receive answers from fellow members) Hi Ed - some suggestions!...
02:57 Sat 20th Jan 200750 answers, last by netibiza 08:42 Wed 24th Jan 2007
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B00

Seasonal Category on a diet?

What happened to the Easter and Halloween sections from it? I don't understand why these have been removed before say the Christmas one seeing as the previous two are fairly imminent.
20:23 Fri 19th Jan 200713 answers, last by smudge 12:05 Sat 20th Jan 2007
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prospector

Welcome new Ed

Many ABers recent comments refer to 'unhappiness' with this Site ... - The last Ed had her ways .... the Ed before that had very different ways ..... Whatever the site Rules are ....do you see it as...
00:27 Fri 19th Jan 200716 answers, last by dot.hawkes 21:24 Sat 20th Jan 2007

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