had a nasty fall in Tesco today, slipped on some milk that had not been cleaned up - they started mopping it up whilst i was still sitting on the floor!!! Anyway it is now 1007 and the accident...
I love this. http://www.newton-cor...f28b5d7198a38664139ea Runners and cyclists will know about the discomfort of monkey butt. I normally just use nappy cream, like Sudocreme, or whatever. But I have...
I have just seen this online video about how to get rich but think it may be a con. It tells us all how to get rich using the network of mobile phones but then at the end asks us for money. I would...
St Peter goes to see God.
St Peter tells God that the lock has broken on the Pearly Gates.
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Ok don't giggle to much, me being an oldie trying to get my head round computers, now i am doing pretty well i think? have a new computer with windows 7 on, and i've just paid £20 for a step by...
I was watching a program earlier where they said that butter or lard are the best cream for a foot massage due to the relaxing aromas given off when the butter or lard reacts with oils in the feets...
Hi i've just taken reciept of a family of African albino clawless otters who have turned my once clean and tidy house into a hellish nightmarish cesspit as they're up at a hours climbing and exploring...
I've recently rediscovered an old flip-type motorola mobile. It has some photos dating 2005-20007 which I'd like to download ,W trouble is I dont have the drivers to do it . Any ideas on how to...
After talking to my friends in the us who's next door neighbor was found to be an armadillo breeder It seemed that the shell coming off was because of parasites and this led to the shell detachment...
Hi I have an Ipod mini, its been fine untill a few weeeks ago. Now when i plug it in it says do not disconnect. It is recognised on my pc but not in itunes. I have reinstalled itunes, reset the ipod,...
I know someone who, whilst eating, will select the best bits of her meal and push them to the edge of her plate... saving them for the last 'best-est' mouthful. I find this totally bizarre but have...
I have just registered here to ask a question and it has taken me 3 attempts and an hour to actually register and now I have bloody well forgotten what I wanted to ask.
DAY 10 - A song that has an amazing video! Well you have to admit they've have had some crackers :D 'Everlong' was directed by the same guy who done the Lego video for The White Stripes 'Fell in Love...
Need their head testing. I phoned up for a car that was for sale locally, and spoke to the owner, even said I could pay cash for it now, I lived 5 minutes away from her, only for her to say she has a...
I remember some time ago,there was a suggestion that Greece might put a number of its many islands on the market.Would this not be a good idea?,one in which Greece would be actively working toward...
DAY 7 - A song you wish was never made and want to DESTROY!!
There are plenty songs that I hate... Can't post a link but i'll start you off with anything from Cheryl Cole... Can't stand her :|...