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Woodsz

This one is for Snappy

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable."Jane, Do you...
21:20 Fri 09th Dec 200511 answers, last by snapdarlich 22:56 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Gill 05

Rabbie !!!!

I know what you meant now lol
22:31 Fri 09th Dec 20054 answers, last by Gill 05 23:06 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Woodsz

Snappy try this one

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you, grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, they have wonderful menus.""And...
22:18 Fri 09th Dec 20055 answers, last by Woodsz 22:32 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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honkytonkgal

Exterminate Exterminate

Oh been shopping today and brought a radio controlled Dalek its says 5years plus, but brought it for a 46 year old what do you think will he appreciate it lol
21:59 Fri 09th Dec 200513 answers, last by crimbogirl 00:05 Sat 10th Dec 2005
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snapdarlich

It seems to be getting a wee bit colder here

Awwwwwww!
21:45 Fri 09th Dec 20055 answers, last by snapdarlich 22:03 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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irisred

Noise and Confusion

Its tomorrow... anoyone else going or only me??
21:48 Fri 09th Dec 20054 answers, last by October 22:08 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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dove

Quotes from 2005

mine wuld be from david beckham, saying he wasnt stupid!
21:02 Fri 09th Dec 200510 answers, last by mycatis 08:10 Sat 10th Dec 2005
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Woodsz

Jokes

There as been some great jokes on here tonight and I'd like to add one The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by...
21:01 Fri 09th Dec 20058 answers, last by Woodsz 21:14 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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dove

bob marley, elvis, or take that?

Who would you choose?
20:25 Fri 09th Dec 200548 answers, last by dove 21:52 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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darcydark

Help! I have a mouse in the house

Help! I have a mouse in the houseand have been trying everything but cannot get it caught. Anyone have any ideas as I am terrified if them. I have tried traps, food in the centre of this sticky stuff...
09:11 Fri 09th Dec 200510 answers, last by Kez_9 11:09 Tue 13th Dec 2005
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K99

pole dancing

has anybody ever had pole dancing lessons?
16:32 Fri 09th Dec 20055 answers, last by tigga 22:35 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Plocket

Quick and easy recipes please

My 4 year old daughter is a fussy eater and I want to broaden her diet - she likes cheese, some vegetables, and at a push will eat chicken. She eats roast chicken dinner, cauliflour cheese, stuffed...
12:44 Fri 09th Dec 20056 answers, last by sunflower68 12:03 Sat 10th Dec 2005
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rubydiamond

sexy

hey guys! give me ur thoughts on what films you think are sexy !
19:08 Fri 09th Dec 200513 answers, last by texol 18:00 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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snapdarlich

Bit quiet here...

Innit? Dooby dooby! <shuffles feet and looks aimlessly around the room> Sigh! Dum de dum...<picks nose and flicks it> Boring! Boring! Drilling holes is boring....! Where's me voddy?
18:50 Fri 09th Dec 200521 answers, last by snapdarlich 19:34 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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frankleigh

Sweet joke

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?"The Jelly Baby says "No mate,...
19:21 Fri 09th Dec 20054 answers, last by dove 20:11 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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October

Carol singers

Evening folks, how's it going?I'd just got in from work a couple of minutes ago when there was a knock on the door. I opened it to a young lady (could not have been more than 12) starting to sing a...
18:59 Fri 09th Dec 200518 answers, last by October 20:39 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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geo0939

Cat diet.

I have a 6 year old cat who has developed a strange liking for a certain margarine- type spread, the one which is very hard to distinguish from butter. He eats his usual cat foods with vigour, but two...
21:10 Thu 08th Dec 20057 answers, last by snapdarlich 19:23 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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steg

buffalo

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse,...
18:58 Fri 09th Dec 20054 answers, last by snapdarlich 19:12 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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steg

Roughest Hooker

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the...
18:49 Fri 09th Dec 20052 answers, last by Gill 05 18:54 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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snapdarlich

ELVIS - This is important

I can't sleep - You still up?
04:34 Fri 09th Dec 20051 answer, last by snapdarlich 04:47 Fri 09th Dec 2005

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