I just seen this and nearly had a heart attack with laughter, A blanket with sleeves? w.w.f? The people in this advert look like the freaks from the Charlton Heston film Omegaman! And they say that...
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything...
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"...
I came on here a while ago and all but referred to sallabananas as a *** just because she finds Russell Brand attractive. What a repulsive comment to make! She puts on some trivial thread and then...