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georgit79
It's absolutely impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee (that's a Peter Kay-ism, that is) What else is it impossible to look cool doing?
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seal!
I'm slightly confused about something, you've put a few comments about you being a "married man" etc. I thought you were about 13, I'm not trying to insult you, I genuinely thought that. You either...
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pixi
if you could invite anyone you wanted to dinner who would it be?  I'd invite the Teutels and Vinny cos they just crease me up (have to get a bigger house obviously but never mind)
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sod_the_m25
You turn up at your local A/E with your todger stuck up a vacuum cleaner or a milk bottle. You have to think quickly - how did it get there ? I wonder what people say.
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Slow Ride
Let's see what kind of flavour I want...Do I want, vanilla?Or do I want a taste of chocolate?Hmmmmm... I want something different, I want somethin slammin'.What's the slamminest flavour out this...
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shaz-rla
What happened??
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deesel
where are you??? 12.12am no sign of the shazter... i'm waiting
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netibiza
Copying sod_theM25 - what would your sod be???  I would be sod the Ibiza - Sta Eulalia carretera.
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sod_the_m25
Are you about 5 ft 2, extremely attractive, short black hair, drive a small dark car ? If so I met you in Hastings about 2 hours ago. If not I have to find out who it was quick because she's coming...
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buttons
i am in the office already and i tell you it's depressing in here at this time!!  Someone fancy cheering me up?
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seal!
have you noticed you're on c4?
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deesel
Still on my nice trip..nae luck sod..and i thought i'd let you all know how to get a free MacDonalds (so listen up milfman) First you have to go to the drive through, buy yourself a meal deal and keep...
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darkstar
anything worth watching tonigh t
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shaz-rla
Summer, summer, summer time... I'll just sit back and ..... 
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sod_the_m25
on deesel getting to the end of the day without being naughty. Poor thing, it's cruel to keep such a dinky wee pink rabbit on a leash. Bricklaying makes you truculent as well.
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deesel
soooo, my "vote me in or oot" question got removed... and why, I don't know. Been trying to get an answer out of big Ed in the ab suggestions catagory and i'm awaiting a new reply. anyway, I awoke to...
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deesel
I suggest you leave my threads alone before me and my big dirty pal get seriously  off and go design our own QA website. OK remove the ones that offend folk, even though it's not my...
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deesel
i'm just itching to rip... milfy, sod, are you two bumming each other again?
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deesel
What happened to my thread "ok ok ok"?? Where did it go?? Did someone report it?? Or is it just you picking on me?? As far as I know there was nothing bad in there and I wanna know the result This is...
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deesel
champers n co, lets put it to a vote, all whom want deesel to leave say "leave deesel" and give a reason if you can be ars*ed. all whom want deesel to stay say "stay deesel" and state a reason if you...

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