It's my housemate's birthday tonight, and a load of us are going out for a boozy meal. Anyway, I've invited my Aussie ex's best mate, who is still in the country. Only problem is, he lives quite a...
Hi! What antics have people got up to, to get revenge on a cheating partner?! Just for a laugh you know, not seriously going to use the ideas....! Cows in the kitchen? Prawns in the curtains? Cress in...
Scottishness is a handicap, but we British have learned to grow above petty squabbles. Look at Kirsy Wark (on BBC2 at the moment). She has managed to get on despite the severe disadvantage of being...
My garden is plagued with elves, pixies, troglodytes, hobbits, goblins, some hobbed some not. Many grass rings and loads of discarded blue pointed hats and so many bells I trip over them. I've set up...
I've been waiting ages for Lost to start, so i demand total silence from you riff-raff, a coffee at my elbow and a lit ciggy please (too much effort to light it myself) (Teeheehee)
