I am off to Chicago in 3 months, staying for 10 days. Do I need to get a Visa, or do you still just fill in forms on the plane? Any advice more than welcome, thanks!
I've got a full day in Singapore shortly on route to Australia. Has anyone any suggestions on how to see as much as possible in such a short time? I'll be very grateful for any advice. Thanks in...
Caeser walks into a bar and says to the barman "Can I have a Martinum?" The barman replies "don't you mean Martini?" "Look," snaps JC,...
The UK is already beginning to break-up. It is already happening in Northern Ireland. Perhaps Scotland is next. Consider these: 1) Irish Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern, has registered his party, Fianna...
Well Harriet wants to outlaw paying for sex, works for me, free sex all round, presumably the governement will be issuing some sort of vouchers! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7153358 .stm
i wonder if anyone can help me, after watching the x factor and seeing rhydian, he got me thinking of a childrens tv programme i used to watch. it was in groups where they would go into a lift and a...
Their mother must be so proud! She wants to give it a "normal upbringing in Louisiana" - what might that entail, exactly? Any ideas? (this post is tongue-in-cheek, so kindly refrain from sarky...
Has anyone else seen the new Lockets ad? It is fairly non-offensive, bland music playing over the top, but then every 4 or 8 beats there is a loud scream. I think it's part of the music. It's just the...
What adverts can you really not stand, when they come on the telly? I dont like the philips adverts, as the ding dong sounds like a doorbell. And Edith Bowman's tweedy little voice on the comet...
Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Bob, were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Bob "Bob, it's been a long time now. I REALLY need to have sex..." Bob stood and pondered for a while,...
hi, im doing my french coursework :( and i need a good quote about the attitude towards women, the older the better.im really struggling, if anyone knows any ideas, itd be brill!thanksx
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotchman and a Welshman get caught by the enemy in a war. They are to face a firing squad and the commander of the enemy grants them one last wish. The Scotchman says........
A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. "What's up, Jimmy?" he asks. "Piston broke," he replies. "Aye, same as...