I had a bizarre dream last night. The Ed emailed me giving me details of all the regulars who had secret back up accounts. Apparently Dot was secretly posting as "Catch" and loads of other...
I just went onto my profile and my avatar at the top is fine (the picture selected on gravatar). But the avatar next to the questions i've asked and on other threads is a tiny orange box with...
I've just got out of the police cells after being arrested as part of the Christmas drink/drive campaign. The WPC asked how much I'd had to drink in the last 24 hours. Apparently "Not enough to...
This year's (supposedly) "must have" shoes ... the heeled loafer. They totally haven't done it for me. I think the market was short of ideas this year, and came up with a gimmick. I've been...
Good Morning Lovely Peeps Hope you're all fit fine and funky this morning.....Lovely and sunny here on the south coast, but the calm before the storm methinks, as we are going to get lashed later...
Earlier today on the phone I made a joke which my friend (of over 20 years) said " I worry about you". My joke which I cannot even remember was around a totally unacceptable subject. But...
Not sure where to post this but can anyone advise on the correct setting to take photos with a Nikkon D70S on "B". I've tried just altering the setting to B, but sometimes the whole...
A man from New York was driving through the deep South and accidentally struck two black men walking down the road. One flew up in through the windshield and the other flew out into a cotton patch....
I always maintain the fact that something unexpectedly expensive happens in December - every year without fail! This year it the dog. Came back from in-laws with fleas. Got some Bob Martins from...
I am going to buy myself a camera. Need a very simple basic camera that I can plug into my computer to put photos on. Built in flash and one that takes brilliant pictures despite my lack of artistic...
How is it Mark Clattenburg cannot spot a blatant foul on David Silva from 4 yards away, but can deem an accidental handball to have been deliberate foul play from over 20 yards away?
Who is your local "celebrity?" Every small town seems to have their weirdo - who is yours? I'm developing a character for a book, so please be specific.
Cos i just ate 3 slice of white bread and butter with nice thick turkey breast mmmm And 3/4 of a bag f chillie sensations :0/ Whooops And the cheek to wash it down with a can of diet coke!!! Oh well...