We've just taken delivery of a second hand car (06) from a reputable dealer. However, on closer inspection when we got home we've discovered its got a few scratches. Should the garage take it back and...
My computer has gone silent. I've tried checking the settings and they show sound on and volume up and the volume 'wheel' under the screen (it's an hp pavilion) is turned up. What could be the reason...
An impoverished guy is in need of sexual gratification so he heads for the local ***** house. "I need some action but I only got a dollar "he says, the madam gives him a piece of wool with a hole in...
This is how the religion of peace and love deal with hardened criminals, watch if you can bare it http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JDkSp09LrAw When is Islam going to drag itslef out of the 6th century?
Apart from Win AVI COnvertor, does anyone have any knowledge of a better convertor? I have a fanatastic AVI, which is crystal clear, but when I convert to DVD it becomes pixelated when the camera...
What rights do fathers have with regards to days off at work. I know you are entitled to 2 weeks Paternity leave, but are there any other things your entitled to, for example if your child is sick and...
Two guys walking down the main street look in a shop window at some shirts and one of them says "there's the one I'd get", and the shopkeeper - who was a Cyclops - came out and beat the crap out of...
Did anyone catch the language Victor and Emilia were talking in tonight on Big Brother? I could tell English wasn't their first language but haven't a clue what it is.
Iv seen trailers on youtube about it but their not proper trailers but alot say its called Fountain of Youth and I was just wondering if anyone knew more about it or when it is coming out?? o n if...
After the recent assassination of Benazir Bhutto, her supporters have vowed to "follow her to the grave" Free transport will therefore be laid on from Bradford, Bolton, Oldham, Birmingham and most...
I have an application form which is a PDF file. I can't seem to write on it! Are they designed to be printed out and filled in by hand, or am I missing something?
Can some please explain, why if I want to upgrade from Option 1 to Option 2 or 3 on BT Broadband, I have to wait 9 days (just like when I first got broad band) for them to set it up and get me the...
A Yank, a Brit, a Russian and a Pakistani. Yank says, 'I'm a CIA agent' Brit says, 'I'm an MI6 agent' Russian says, 'I'm a KGB agent' P@ki says, 'I'm a Newsagent!'
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two Englishmen just stare at him....