After her wedding a girl & her new husband, who were staying at her parent's house, were getting ready for bed when the girl's father called the husband to one side. "Look" he said " my daughter's...
A man walks into a restaurant with a fully-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'...
William Penn, the founder and mayor of Philadelphia, had two aunts - Hattie and Sophia - who were skilled in the baking arts. One day, "Big Bill" was petitioned by the citizens of his town because the...