http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22844117 In the one about the giraffe, that's a lead in to the old joke. "how do you get an elephant in the fridge?" - Easy, open fridge door, place elephant in...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said.He...
"Doctor," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve....
on tuesday i was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. after all the other diagnoses, problems, pills, and pain......i really do not know how to take this diagnosis. i've obviously done a bit of reading and...
Hello, I really need some help with this, so any feedback would be good . My nephew is 16, his mum (my sister) is an alcoholic, she never admitted her abuse of booze until recently, she is in an...
is it just me who thinks that the threads saying see how far this goes yet again are rather silly and childish,i have never answered as i maybe getting to old and crabbit for this kind of thread.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22844227
OK there is no doubt more poverty but that should not alone account for it. Is there just a generally less healthy life style?...
I am stuck on these if anyone can help please?
1 Sullen face(4 3)
3 Who's barrel maker (5 6)
26 Eccles Spear (5 8)
36 Fabulous with French (8 8)
Thankyou in anticipation....
Been up since four this morning..so up to beddy bobos..night all..God bless.if I should die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take....but. give me another hour on AB.. !! Lol..xxx
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is the percentage of gay contestants that actually get picked for the programme a true reflection of the number of gay applicants? Or indeed a true reflection of the actuall population of the UK? Or...
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