Not quite sure where to post this. Overheard in the paper shop this morning....."my son got the red ring of death over the weekend and he's inconsolable" What on earth does this mean? Is it...
If you phone Crimestoppers and remain anonymous, how on earth can you claim a reward? Do they put it in a brown paper bag and leave it in a litter bin somewhere for you to collect?
As one who is often castigated for lord mayoring I feel I should mention this quote from the great Stephen Fry: ""Swearing is a really important part of one's life and it would be impossible...
Right my baby has just turned 12mths and before we went on holiday for 2 weeks he would sleep all night in his cot perfectly fine. Obviousy he would wake if unwell but only needed reassurance to go...
Hi i would be greatfull if anyone could help me!! Ive got 2 staffies, 1 is male and the other a bitch. The male is the father and aged 2 years, while the bitch(daughter) is 6 months, Recently in the...
do you think the Polish migrants will go back to their country. The jobs are moving back there so why not the people. Or perhaps a few English people could migrate to Poland. And does this mean that...
2011 seems to have spawned many threads taking a poke at old people. I have built a refuge bunker where we can congregate and discuss a reprisal campaign against those CBers who are out to get us. Any...
The wealthy have family trusts to protect their wealth and property. The middle class have scrambled into the lifeboat of success and pulled the rope up behind them. How do ordinary workers ever bring...
As you all know there are 1,001 ways to supposedly lose weight out there in the big wide world, but none as quite as extreme as the one mentioned in Brain Aldiss's short story "Supertoys last all...
Please don't see me as a "pensioner basher" in any way as this is a very serious and valid question as I do love the elderly and after all most of us become elderly at some point. My...
Getting xmas lights out of the garage we discovered a mouse had made a nest in the boxes. He ran out but has since crept back in. I found out today he has made another nest under the bonnet of my car...
It says in the booklet to wear something comfortable becasue you may be sitting around for hours. So do you think if I wear my jimjams and slipper boots that'd be ok? ;-)
Okay, I'm not going to name any names here and I think it would be a good thing if nobody else did either - please? I'd just like to draw you good ChatterBankers attention to the fact that there is a...
I've been spending quite a bit of time down the local park feeding the birds, a mixture of ducks, geese and gull. I know what some of the obvious ones are though thought it'd be good to find out some...
Within the last few days, I have started to hear the sound of someone else typing whilst I am online. I use a laptop and have a security-enabled wireless connection. The sound comes and goes. On one...