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Cravings

Did you have an cravings for food or drink in pregnancy? M wife had to have a regular supply of kippers/
21:14 Sat 23rd Mar 201317 answers, last by 1PrincessPink 13:01 Mon 04th Nov 2013
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ummmm

Kippers.

My OH bought some fresh kippers for today's breakfast. What do you serve with them?...
10:23 Sun 24th Mar 201312 answers, last by murraymints 11:22 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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starone

Any Chance Of Clues

For the last two. I have already asked once several days ago but no-one seemed to know, so here I am again. 1. Was El Campin, the main stadium in Bogota built by McAlpine? Only literally as this...
20:27 Sat 23rd Mar 20134 answers, last by Famous5 12:59 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

We Were So Poor ...

.... when I was growing up, we couldn’t even afford to pay attention....
20:02 Sat 23rd Mar 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:09 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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marval

Prankster

Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he...
13:56 Sat 23rd Mar 20131 answer, last by starone 20:19 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

An Old Man Goes Into A Cafe ...

..and asks the waiter if they have any baked beans. “Yes, of course,” replies the waiter. “I’ll have two tins on toast, then,” says the pensioner. The waiter brings the meal over and the old...
12:35 Sat 23rd Mar 201313 answers, last by tonyav 08:33 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Naughty Philosopher

René Descartes was in a house of ill repute when the place was raided. All the ladies managed to flee, but René was caught. It seems no one wanted to put Descartes before the whores....
11:33 Sat 23rd Mar 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:05 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Japanese Banks ...

..have been hit almost as hard as our banks: The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly-up too. Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is for sale and...
11:31 Sat 23rd Mar 20139 answers, last by starone 19:56 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

After Years Of Trials ...

...a scientist successfully cloned his own genes. He was so thrilled, he was beside himself....
11:29 Sat 23rd Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:54 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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chrisgel

Dating

"You carry your age well" I said. No response! "There's something to be said for growing old gracefully" Nothing! This carbon dating isn't all it's cracked up too be....
08:57 Sat 23rd Mar 20132 answers, last by starone 19:49 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Mobile Phone Etiquette

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a...
00:35 Sat 23rd Mar 20134 answers, last by frugalfred 19:50 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Death Of A Miser

There was this man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and he was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he...
00:30 Sat 23rd Mar 20131 answer, last by starone 19:46 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Funny Maintenance Responses

After every flight, pilots complete a gripe sheet which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The form is a piece of paper...
00:25 Sat 23rd Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 19:44 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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Jemisa

At Work.

Things you would Love to say out Loud at Work: ..................................................................... 1. Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks...
00:14 Sat 23rd Mar 20134 answers, last by aiyanaa 09:49 Mon 25th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

10 - 1 ...

Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't ........................................................ 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in...
23:47 Fri 22nd Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 16:56 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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MissCommando

Questions For Other Abers. . .

Ok here are my questions, if you don't feel comfortable answering them, you don't have to (of course!) There are just questions that may have been answered but I haven't kept up-to-date with every...
18:35 Fri 22nd Mar 201365 answers, last by MadMen 14:09 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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marval

Free For All

Finally my coffee has arrived, despite not being what I ordered. Still... better latte than never. Mon, Tues, Wednes, Thurs, Fri, Satur, Sun. I'm taking the day off. Apple is bringing out a new phone...
17:22 Fri 22nd Mar 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:50 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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mayennaise

Silver/ruby Wedding

Why do people refer to their wedding anniversaries as a Silver/Ruby/Gold/Diamond WEDDING? It is the ANNIVERSARY of the day they got married! It drives me mad!! and makes me want to SHOUT!!!!!
22:27 Thu 21st Mar 201327 answers, last by Zacs-Master 15:06 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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mrs_overall

Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 7 - Scorpio (21 Sep - 20 Oct)

Famous Scorpio's include Bjork, Gordon Ramsay, Oscar Pistorious, Hilary Clinton and the bloke who runs Iran (President I'm-a-dinner-jacket). They are all incredibly scary. Scorpio's ooze charm and can...
10:34 Thu 21st Mar 201327 answers, last by Svejk 22:47 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Ftao Starone...

Staro, I had an email from the 'Burser' Mrs Jones this morning asking me for your email address so as she could thank you herself for the cheque she recieved on behalf of the school. I said I would...
16:18 Thu 21st Mar 20136 answers, last by Jemisa 22:39 Thu 21st Mar 2013

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