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TWR

Well! would you?

You are dying to fart, would it matter to you where you did it?
19:00 Wed 27th Oct 201031 answers, last by piggynose 10:13 Thu 28th Oct 2010
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NoMercy

The Big Wednesday Debate.

Here's the scenario: An 86-year-old, partially sighted woman, who claims to have a dodgy ticker (well she would, wouldn't she!), goes into a shop and steals an item from the store. The shopkeeper has...
18:40 Wed 27th Oct 201051 answers, last by mazie 21:27 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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poodicat

Putting Up Christmas Decorations To Early

Some grandad from bolton has put his decorations up inside and out,well the chap is 83 how many xmas has he got left?he looks like a older version of docspock...
17:11 Mon 25th Oct 201017 answers, last by saxy_jag 18:50 Mon 25th Oct 2010
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Butch

It makes you proud to be British

Victoria Beckham. Katie Price Cheryl Cole Kerry Katona the list of world class women singists Britain has produced is endless . well done girls xxx...
15:05 Mon 25th Oct 201048 answers, last by askyourgran 21:54 Mon 25th Oct 2010
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Butch

SINGIST

A SINGIST is someone male or female who does flump all but sing and not even manage to do that particularly well. there is not many good singists about. Victoria Beckham....................singist...
15:21 Mon 25th Oct 20107 answers, last by dotty. 18:56 Mon 25th Oct 2010
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lcg

wahaaaaay!!!

just got a letter from the taxman saying he owes me £300. best news in ages - shame it'll go offf the credit card...anyone else got good (or bad news off the taxman?) x
16:13 Mon 25th Oct 201010 answers, last by lcg76 17:53 Mon 25th Oct 2010
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CircusDwarf

CHECK UNDER YOUR BED FOR EVIL KLOWNS...STILL IN THE SHADOWS...STILL WATCHING...STILL DRIBBLING...STILL LAUGHING...STILL PLOTTING...STILL THE KING OF THIS HILL.....

A Bus? A truck?No… too much pain Would smash me silly But I’d be slain A bus would make me a mangled corpse The driver might be tried in court Middle of road and get run over Mercedez...
21:58 Fri 22nd Oct 201022 answers, last by ~Wingnut~ 22:53 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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joeluke

Sex education

My 7 year old son has brought home a letter stating that his (Primary) school intend to show 7 - 11 year olds in the school sex education DVD's (There are 3 DVD's - one for year 3 and 4 pupils, one...
19:02 Fri 22nd Oct 201080 answers, last by woofgang 15:22 Sat 23rd Oct 2010
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bethanyw114

what team do you support?

I support sheffield united what does everyone else support
18:37 Fri 22nd Oct 201031 answers, last by badlad 16:08 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Hopkirk

Am I wrong to feel cheated?

I heard the other day that Elvis didn't have black hair - he always dyed it.
14:08 Fri 22nd Oct 201024 answers, last by Zeuhl 17:41 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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anotheoldgit

Wayne Rooney

http://tinyurl.com/26m329d Ah! the power of protest, makes one almost proud to be English. But the question must be asked, where was the UAF when they where needed most?...
13:16 Fri 22nd Oct 201019 answers, last by Steve.5 14:42 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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mollykins

ftao docspoc

What is your obsession with me?
22:19 Thu 21st Oct 201059 answers, last by mollykins 09:22 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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pelham123

Half of it is wobbly

So what do you racoon the next half of it is about??
23:08 Thu 21st Oct 20107 answers, last by Count-A-Strong 23:19 Thu 21st Oct 2010
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curvybird

Skype

How does it work ? My friends just asked me to get an account so I can talk to her for nothing, so I have. But I don't get it ?? Do you ?
23:09 Thu 21st Oct 20106 answers, last by trt 01:29 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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pelham123

I am not normal

Can I fit in then?
22:59 Thu 21st Oct 201017 answers, last by tonyted 23:16 Thu 21st Oct 2010
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wyzard66

Dare I say hello on here anymore??

Or shall I get me coat?
22:45 Thu 21st Oct 201061 answers, last by anneasquith 10:46 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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Count-A-Strong

Laminate flooring.......

Or toast?
22:37 Thu 21st Oct 201014 answers, last by TTG 08:53 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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TWR

Do you think this has got to stop?

Very day of the week innocent people getting murdered for stealing little money, muggings, elderly people, children, even their own family, I am not a sadist in case some out there my think but I...
19:52 Thu 21st Oct 201031 answers, last by TWR 11:47 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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johntheplamf

Today, I shall mostly be hating...........

Although I'm turning into a grumpy old git, certain things seem to get on my goat more than others, but my current disdain is for Cheryl Cole, she's just a talentless git who gives people with more...
20:29 Thu 21st Oct 201027 answers, last by johntheplamf 17:20 Fri 22nd Oct 2010
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tanny22

I MUST BE THICK

if i try and do a crossword or a puzzle of any kind, i if i get stuck try to find an answer i would never think of coming on here and asking for the solution,surely that defeats the purpose.
15:29 Thu 21st Oct 201042 answers, last by jno 00:59 Fri 22nd Oct 2010

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