steg Member Profile in The AnswerBank

What are you wearing today?

The reason I ask is because I'm being really naughty and wearing jeans whilst the boss is away!! ;o)Today I am mostly wearing.... blue bootleg hipster jeans, white leather belt, white leather...

pixi

Fictional Characters

Who would you be? I'm torn between Hong Kong Phooey (obviously) and Rhubarb from Rhubarb and Custard

steg

why?

what a weekend that was, but <FONT color=#ff0000>why</FONT> did my date on friday nite turn up dressed in waders and a fishing hat? is my kilt hanging from the light shade in my bedroom?...

thebigchill

Conspiracies

What is the most outrageous yet still plausible conspiracy theory you've heard? other than the moon landing. or lack of...

JackDanielsU

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual Harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? ?3.99 a minute.How can you tell if your wife is dead?The sex is the same, but the dishes...

snapdharlich

Favourite insult.

What's your favourite non offensive and unrude insult. Mine's got to be numpty! The more pathetic the better - really trying to hurt those feelings!!

steg

need advise

im meeting a girl tonight & i think she mite be into... well you no what i mean. i was wondering what boxers to ware. my black ones with homer simpson on or my red tartan ones ,or should i just go...

steg

jokes

when does a joke become racist ? is it when you mention the word scotsman ,englishman,jamaican, irishman, pakistani,frenchman ,german,male ,female,girl, boy etc? because it seems to me you can...

buttons

Scientific Experiment

There was a study into the UK's funniest joke and apparently this was it. Personally i dont hink its that funny, yes it raised a smile, but the best???? I dont think so. ...

steg

cats

ive a 2 year old female cat that has been dressed. ive just caught her spraying outside. is this normal for female cats to do.

~Dan~

Confession

I am bi-sexual. And have been in chat rooms before and admitted this and had the **** taken out of me becasue of it. Will that be a problem in here? just want to get it out at the...

steg

joke?

a scots man ,english man & an irish man were out walking in the countryside one day, when they came across this cow standing alone in a field. the english man while looking at the...

mycatis

Is it wrong

that I've just eaten a whole garlic bread while waiting for my tea to cook?Yummm!!

nfn

Would you all please join me and raise a glass

To Ronnie Barker

Englishbird

Steve Brookstien

Why does everyone think he's a w*nker? I mean, each to their own, there are many people who wind me up, but i knew steve many years ago and he's a really nice bloke, what is it about him that...

nedflanders

Joke 1.

What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What you shaking for she's going to eat me!" what goes clipety clop, clipety clop, bang bang, clipety clop, clipety clop? An amish drive by. What did...