I dont know if this is the right section or not, but I am working on a wedding speech. The bride and groom are fervent Arsenal/ Man U supporters, respectively, and I want to...
Can anyone remember a TV sketch years ago that was a comedy version of the football results? It had scores such as: Dumbarton 2 Dick Barton 3, Clydebank 1 Barclays Bank 1... and Forfar so far 4. I am...