Sorry I mean my donkey. Stewey have you donkeynapped him and made him work as another bouncer in the atria bar and grill? My poncho is c0cked as I speak.
......where you are? I just got up and it's a beautiful sunny day BUT ONLY 5 DEGREES!!!! Normal high for this time of the year is 24.............Wot's going on?
mr zz had ahis usual pint of guiness took his first sip and said it tasted like vineger the head was crap on it, he said it was because the stingy landlord didnt have the gas turned up high enough why...
.can tear yourselves away from BGT, meet me down at the pub in 45 minutes and I'll show you some Canadian talent: me quaffing wobbly-pops, doing a crossword puzzle, carrying on a scintillating...
a complete mug---I'll tell you. Yesterday I bought my T.V licence, on the way home I met someone I know quite well.He asked what I'd been doing so I told him.He went into fits of laughter and said...
this is how it works. i feel sleepy cuz im ill. i feel roof of my mouth has been swollen all day. do i sleep and hope it'll be okay - because if its bad now ill probably wake up with it twice as bad....
Ive recieved an email from someone saying they believe that the answerbank editor has been suspended pending investigation of his expenses claims. Theres been a 5 pound charge to the playboy channel...
I've been searching for a crew list of this G class destroyer sunk off Norway in April 1940. Most 'enthusiasts' sites' either don't answer their e-mails, or are interested only in selling images of...