a non black, ( non white is an acceptable expression). Just read that A london Underground worker has been paid out of court ?125,000, because another worker gave him a bag of mostly black jelly...
I live in a ground floor flat and the man in the flat upstairs parks his car outside my bedroom window. Throughout the night, the car makes a loud trilling peep from time to time. Sometimes there is a...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/news.html?in_article_id=462879&in_page_i d=1770 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! may he rest in peace
Dont want to be picky here but erm with being homeless one of the options I hardly think "No way, those are the easy ways out of a problem." is very appropriate obviously written by someone who has...
Found this puzzle the other day and I found it seriously difficult. To be honest I didn't actually solve it myself, my girlfriend did. I don't know how many times I proclaimed that it was impossible,...
and I would like to know who i should ask to be my matron of honour, i am torn between nursecarla and unruliejulie, julie is mental but carla may look better in the frock i bought in ageconcern today....
Off to local hostelry with mrs in a mo. What do you suggest would be best, rum n coke or lager. Can't make my mind up. Hurry please I sence a zapping approaching.
Those were the days (or nights).....Does anyone else miss them? I do........When mid-afternoon friendly chatter slowly merged into slightly sarcastic banter and then insidiously morphed into...
i am meeting mrs beard ( no relation to frank) for dinner tomorrow, she says tomorrow would be a perfect time to eat my meat balls, i gave her some tins for throwing some undesirables off my property...