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stewey

anyone awake

...over there in the snow drifted, white mantled, pristinely sparkled land of the pure driven snow?
03:35 Wed 22nd Dec 201020 answers, last by ttfn 04:21 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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marval

Usual

Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him:- 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'...
23:16 Tue 21st Dec 20102 answers, last by mike11111 03:40 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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stewey

Just drove

...through Manchester and Whitby in less than an hour. Am I fast or what?
11:37 Mon 20th Dec 20104 answers, last by mccfluff 12:19 Mon 20th Dec 2010
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milly143

Loo Dilema!

Am in work and all the pipes have frozen so we have no running water. I made the mistake of having a second cup of tea and now I really need a wee! What would you do?
12:10 Mon 20th Dec 201035 answers, last by whiskeryron 14:01 Mon 20th Dec 2010
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sandyRoe

At this time of festive cheer will youspare a thought for those worse off than ourselves?

And maybe even give a little to a charity of your choice... It was Christmas night in the workhouse And the paupers was having their dinners, And the preacher he called from the top of the hall,...
11:49 Mon 20th Dec 201010 answers, last by NazNomad 09:08 Tue 21st Dec 2010
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Zippy

Who is the LEAST miserable poster on AB?

All i have seen this morning is tight fisted Victor Meldrews squeezing petrol pump hoses to get out the last drop. People worrying that things are worse at sea And worst of all Christmas haters galore...
11:46 Mon 20th Dec 201063 answers, last by craft1948 17:16 Mon 20th Dec 2010
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docspock

Worse things happen at sea ??

What is that about. Just got hot water after 8 days. Visits to family postponed due to weather. Will things get better if I join the navy ?...
11:05 Mon 20th Dec 201012 answers, last by Zippy 11:40 Mon 20th Dec 2010
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Groupie

I will groan first

Paddy goes to a Carpenter and asks if he can make him a box 2 foot wide and 50 foot long The Carpenter agrees and asks why such an unusual length Paddy replies "my neighbour moved away and forgot...
19:47 Sat 18th Dec 20106 answers, last by stewey 20:48 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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trt

You think we are having bad weather!!!

http://by130w.bay130....ault.aspx?n=333329463...
17:45 Fri 17th Dec 201013 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:27 Fri 17th Dec 2010
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pinkilady

Cry Me A River

I am loving the Buble....
04:03 Thu 16th Dec 20105 answers, last by ttfn 04:34 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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stewey

Blimey!

Minus 26 with the wind-chill, and blowing snow. If you're going to join me at the bar later on you'd better dress warmly: especially if you're a smoker or a toker. I imagine I will get blown across...
21:36 Mon 13th Dec 201025 answers, last by lcg76 08:48 Tue 14th Dec 2010
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mike11111

"He implied that women were more likely to do silly things than men"

Please prove me wrong, on no more than 2 sides of A4
21:50 Sat 11th Dec 201013 answers, last by Zippy 22:55 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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stewey

Saturday night fights.

Please email me at the bar when they start. Thanks and cheers.
21:46 Sat 11th Dec 20104 answers, last by anneasquith 21:57 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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stewey

News frim the colonies.

Three degrees and overcast; but, no snow, in the Toronto area anyway: you guys stole it all. I thank you very much for that. If you want to join me in a libation at the bar, you have about three hours...
19:17 Sat 11th Dec 201032 answers, last by mike11111 19:56 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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puzzleking123

Dingbats

suggestion the
21:10 Thu 09th Dec 20101 answer, last by stewey 19:21 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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docspock

Benefits for pensioners. ??

The price of rum and fags seem to increase faster than the meagre rise in pension payments. Are there any benefits I could claim....
18:53 Mon 06th Dec 201010 answers, last by ladybird49 19:44 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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docspock

Stuck dustbin lid ??

Put some rubbish out to-day and as our bin is full I used my neighbours bin. They are away for a few days. Anyway, the lid was stuck and I had to use our bin which was almost full. I tried the lid...
18:31 Mon 06th Dec 201020 answers, last by AlBags 23:01 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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pixi-

best job ive ever had

it was freezing in the factory today, i was layered with so many clothes i could barely bend my knees or elbows then joy of joys someone brought a couple of heaters in (no other heating besides this...
17:44 Mon 06th Dec 201022 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:54 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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stewey

It's snowing here.

But that will not prevent me from traipsing across the field to yon bar. Some of the posts on here are quite driving me to drink...Chhers.
21:11 Sun 05th Dec 20105 answers, last by stewey 21:16 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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stewey

Sounds like heaven.

I wouldn't mind this 'inconvenience'! http://cnews.canoe.ca...0/12/04/16430901.html...
19:08 Sun 05th Dec 20106 answers, last by Mary-h 19:35 Sun 05th Dec 2010

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