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Stupid things

I just encountered a round-about in a new sub-divsion, and had to really, really concentrate on what to do. How do you people tolerate such stupid things?:)

Butch

oh england is a pleasant place for them thats rich and high, but england is a poor place for such poor folks as i,in a recent survey taken by bnp activists,the england of gracie fields, donald peers...

stewey

I would like

...to politely enquire as to whether of not if there are any blimely limeys still astir.

Jemisa

Take a Tinkle...

: A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked Robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily The babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave...

sprayermick

One of life's mysteries

I ordered a few things online yesterday to be delivered by courier in a VAN, now bearing this in mind I have just received an email to inform me that my order has now been "SHIPPED" and yet...

bobjugs12

I'm feeling cantankerous today, so........FAO DocSpock

I'm on shift in a couple of hours. When I take my meal break, do you think I should park my ambulance a) Wherever the hell I want (and there's nothing you can do about it!) b) In a small car park (and...

docspock

Puss just gone to shops

Is it too early too watch some gratuitous porn ??

stewey

Me thinks

....that a blanket of darkness has enveloped the fair Kingdom of England, and that the fair citizens have yielded to the sleep that comes forth. Is this true?

slinky.kate

chilean miners album

what songs do you think will feature on the chilean miners debut album??

Jemisa

For Chatterbankers

May you always have work for your hands to do. May your pockets hold always a coin or two. May the sun shine bright on your windowpane. May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of...

Jemisa

Blood Transfusions.

Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!! MEDICAL RESEARCH The British Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing...

unicorn

which eye gel has pentapeptides as these are supposed to be the best

eye gel with pentapeptides please

123everton

The brave French people

Now that France is on strike, were are all the posts praising the French for their bravery and steadfastness against things they feel are un-French and lamenting that we're not more like them? Or is...

Butch

Right , call me a nutter

I went to bed about 1 hour ago, never managed to get to sleep. The bathroom toilet flushes and then i hear the unmistakable sound of footsteps going downstairs. so i get up to investigate, assuming it...

NoMercy

Sunday Afternoon GK Quiz.

First person to submit the correct answer, takes the next go. Q1. In Spanish, what is "Sobrasada"? 1. Goat's milk. 2. Blood. 3. A spreadable paste. 4. A cocktail....

stewey

The techies

Where have all the techies gone? Long time passing Where have all the techies gone? Long time ago Where have all the techies gone? Gone for tea break every one When will they ever learn? When will...