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I didn't know

.....until I was reading the answers to a quiz I was doing yesterday, that the "official" name, according to the UN, of where you blokes and blokettes live is 'The United Kingdom of Great...

stewey

...........I feel like a lawyer: I'm being called to the bar. First I have to go to the store and buy some cigarettes, then I'll traipse across the field and imbibe some wobbly-pops. Cheers, all, and...

Butch

well, I'm off mincing.

er, i mean camping.

Mojo-Jo-Jo

I blummin love salt and vinegar chipsticks

What's your favourite crisps?

McMouse

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the...

curvybird

I've let a pan burn dry....

And the smell in my house is horrendous. What can I do to help get rid of it ?

stewey

A tuneful little ditty

........For JoggerJayne: I’ve got a lovely bunch of tomato plants, There they are all growing in a row. Red ones, green ones, some Italiyin. Give them a twist a flick of the wrist And chuck them...

looobylooo

and whooo lives in a house like this....?

have you ever wondered what another ABers house and where they live might be like? ok, i cant say i have myself really .. and i dont suppose you have either have you?! ..lol. but, anyway, it just come...

BJS

BASICALLY

Has anyone else noticed how much this word is now used in conversation, it seems to be used quite universally Radio/TV/ general conversation. I first started to be aware of it 3/4 years ago being used...

Fletch_

The cat woman

Has she been given thousands of pounds yet by some newspaper for her life story. I just wonder how long it will be before she is invited to appear for an interview on tv as well...

Dris

Anyone else think the 'cat' woman is not the full shilling?

I do. She reminds me of Susan Boyle for some reason......

Bobbisox

in today's 'call the kid where it was born / conceived, society

Like Brooklyn Beckham...and others who have chosen to inflict such stupid names on their offspring.. Will DC nad his wife call their baby girl Corny...she was born there.. what other place names could...

Thomas

Trust.

Who offers the best advice on AB?

ttfn

Happy Thread

Hello lovely night owls - fill your boots here for a nice happy posting - anything you like ♥

snags

Chopped tinned tomatoes...

AN extravagance?

mollykins

your life motto

Have any of you got mottos for life I think I found mine, courtesy of Sqad; 'If it's easy to get, then it's not worth having.'...

Steve.5

KInky, or not Cool For Cats

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola Well, I am dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman but stalked...

mollykins

YAY

I've just been round my nans who was pleased for me. But when I came back home I showed dad the paper so he could see I did kind of get an A*, and he said 'well actually you did egt a proper A*' and i...

DEN53

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give me strength