simon cowell will be on the ''first plane out of here'' if those clowns jedward win...and did you see the face on louis walsh when those guys danced behind him?? lol....yes it is QUEEN week....lol
2 dogs are at the vets the little terrier says to the poodle ''my owner is having me put to sleep because i keep weeing in the house''....''thats why im here as well'' replied the poodle...then a huge...
did you ever build a bonfire on wasteland?? going round the neighbourhood and getting whatever wood you could lay your hands on....and then on nov 5th all the kids used to come round an have a bonfire...
1 was trying to break the car window with her stilletto heel.....''hurry up sharon'' 1 blonde said...''its starting to rain and the roof is down''......lol sorry 2 all you blondes out there.....
