a guy goes to the pub and sits with his mate ''i think my wife is dead'' he says ''why is that?'' his friend asks ''well the sex is still the same....but the ironing is piling...
came round my house today ''ive just cut my dogs tail off while i was mowing the lawn'' she cried....''youd better take him to tescos quickly'' i told her...she looked at me rather puzzled ''why...
i have been in hospital over the weekend and sharing our ward was a hindu who kept chanting all night to his god i presume,the other guys on the ward were really fed up to,3 nights without sleep...and...
can anyone tell me why my computer keeps saying '' internet explorer cannot access this webpage'' when i click onto a link???? ive never had any problems befor..it allows me on some sites...thanx in...
that they are saying that obese people should get the swine flu vaccine first...why should some beer swilling,fat,fcker of a coach potato get first shot at the vaccine?????....save the healthy people...
the space station/space shuttle is going overhead at 10.04 tonight....so im going out in the garden...hope mrs maveric doesnt thing im up to anything else....lol
