I will start the ball rolling with why cant we close our borders for say 10 years to give us some breathing space.( no offensive replies please I am fragile)
....because we didn't win the pub quiz..... I'm grumpy because the quiz master was wrong and I was right....the largest country in Africa [i] is [i] Algeria (not Sudan) .....and because I think...
Courtesy of naomi who found this and placed on news..... http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1491127.html#answer-10368453 a caption competition for this muggy evening:...
...licks her lips as we chat?
My first thought was, 'She thinks I'm tasty.', but that's preposterous.
Could it be she has dry, chapped lips, and needs a salve? Any recommendations?...
Sounds like SIL is not coming this year ! Wants to go to Rome. Mr Sam dropped a hint maybe we should take/join her ! Huh OVER MY DEAD BODY will I spend my precious not often taken holiday like that....
Good morning pop pickers. Here is a new 'S.H.F.T.G' especially for you all. Just follow each song or lyric with one of your own. I'll start you with:- We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I...
Bank Holiday weekend and I have the stinkiest, streamiest, gunkiest cold. Just like when I was at work.......every holiday, I would come down with some affliction! I do feel so sorry for myself....
This popped up on my FB page, it was written by Lloyd Hollett in response to all the celebrity deaths this year. It's very good. Sorry if it's been posted before. Beyond the gates of heaven, you’ll...
