... but it seemed a tad trivial. Off His Trolley? http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/07/off-his-trolley-man-sentenced-after-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-buffet-cart-4253357/ "However, he was taken off the sex...
Following on from Kate's toilet travails ... ... did I ever tell you about my holiday job at the sewage farm (no really - I did have one when I was a student)? I used to hate Monday mornings ... the...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25620824
A sad loss - I've enjoyed his writing and broadcasting over many years - probably the best of the modern day Parliamentary Sketch writers....
Is it just me that is tickled by the fact that the vehicle in question is labelled "Expert Logistics" ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-25613956 On a more serious note, the HGV...
... according to the 'ee' mobile phone company I don't exist. I want a new phone, I submitted an application. A nice young lady rang me back to tell me that I had passed the credit test, but failed...
... have England been panicked into too many changes ... three new caps is the rumour Rankin/Borthwick/Rankin with Joe Root possibly dropped.
Toss and teams in 5 mins ......
An AA warning said anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing (including a scarf, hat and gloves), 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock...
An AA warning said anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing (including a scarf, hat and gloves), 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock...
Lovely sunny day here now. Half an hour watching the feeder : Great Tits Blue Tits Sparrows Robin Chaffinch and a surprise - a lovely Nuthatch On the ground underneath Song Thrush Blackbirds a...
Thanks for all the fun in 2013, you've all been part of a wonderful year. Dave xx PS - at this festive time let's always remember ... ... "A sprout is for life, not just for Christmas"...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/road-project-in-iceland-delayed-to-protect-hidden-elves-9021768.html
Can we find some Goblins on the HS2 route please?...
Dave : "What would you like to drink" Visitor : "Have you got a sherry?" Dave : "I've got a vintage fino (dry as a bone, lovely with ice) a dry oloroso (robust, almost medicinal, aromatic flavours) a...
I think I'm in love .... .... Market Harborough has an Aldi and a Waitrose that share a car park. Sheer Bliss - and enhanced by also having the best Farm Shop that I've ever been to :...
Do the test if you dare ... http://www.channel4.com/programmes/psychopath-night Me - I got 39% - ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’. Remember to 'continue' after your own result -...
... and so is Jesus ("that's a verifiable fact" about 1 min 50 seconds in)
http://www.theguardian.com/media/video/2013/dec/13/santa-white-jesus-white-fox-news-megyn-kelly-video
Hmmmm ......
I have a friend who is considering going to Tenerife in early spring. A few questions : How good is the weather? Will everywhere be 'shut'? Is it safe/friendly/congenial for a 50-something, solo,...