Tomorrow, for the first time ever, the public across England and Wales will elect police and crime commissioners who will be accountable for how crime is tackled in their police force area. Tomorrow,...
At Any Given Moment : 79,000,000 people are engaged in sexual intercourse ... 58,000,000 are kissing ... 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex ... and 1 lonely bugger is reading this. . . . . . You...
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress : 'Hey, you...
http://ackuna.com/badtranslator A cracking time waster - just cut & paste a phrase into the box & let the translator rip ... Original text: "Vermin !! I knew today was going too well...
What's twisted your lemons this week ... ? I'd settle for hanging, drawing and probably quartering the prat who designed (I use the word loosely) the shower attachment that had a good stab at frying...
Not as bad as it was, but still horrid. The antibiotic drops are obviously working - pain gone and general soreness reduced - but I still can 't hear properly . Surprisingly debilitating - has made...
I knew today was going too well (what with the absence of a hangover etc) ... ... looked inside the lower half of the airing cupboard for the first time for a while (the top half gets used daily) and...
We haven't had one of these for a bit - and you know how sqad loves them ... Me : Fish Fingers in pitta bread with thousand island dressing, some rather dodgy looking olives and a glass or two of...
Dunno if this is a national offer, or just my local Co-Op going slightly bonkers ...
... but I just picked up a bottle of Aberlour 10yo Malt Scotch for £18.90 - seriously good bargain :+)...
£5 voucher (off £35 spend) in today's Mirror/Record - so fill yer boots with five bottles of one of my WOTW at an effective discount of £1 per bottle ... ... or you could buy some...
... NoM is up to her eyeballs in work, so I've been called in from the subs bench for one week only. Sooo - three wines for you to peruse and hopefully quaff : Firstly from Averys of Bristol (also...
My (honorary) god-daughter's wedding today. I'm having breakfast at my pub b&b before donning wedding finery. Very excited and happy too. Terrible night's sleep though - what is it with taxi...
All the 'me too' cases crawling out of the 'BBC abuse' woodwork are making me very uneasy - especially when the utterly vile "Specialist Ambulance Chaser" lawyers are touting for this...
In a shock announcement BMW has revealed that it has reluctantly agreed to start fitting indicators to all its new vehicles. "We can no longer resist the EU rules on this" a spokesman said,...
Two aliens landed in Liverpool near an abandoned petrol station. They approached one of the petrol pumps, and one of them said to it "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your...
Including
the new moped
tenrec's goats on their holiday
sibton's car sales and repair
mafia hitman dave
http://s1155.photobuc...48/sunny-dave/sicily/...
http://www.birminghambeerfestival.org.uk/ Redman suggested an AB charabang outing to the B'ham Beerathon. Any takers? If so which day? I'm happy to co-ordinate and will put my throwaway email up if...