A house is getting built next door to me,but looking at the plans online,the finished product is different.The rendering on the side of the house is a different colour and the layout seemed...
im p*ssed off coz i have been working in a certain office for 6 months now and the lady i work with goes right through me.........when i answer the phone, she will listen to what im saying and then...
I posted here 3rd March. Life really can kick you when you're down. I was driving home last night completely sober, car shoots out of side road straight into side of mine knocks me across the road and...
Wife is practicing yoga,lays on the bed with her legs around her neck. her Hubby walks in and shouts "for f**k sake brush your hair and put your teeth in you look just like your mother."
Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked...
Sometimes I play Russian roulette on the lotto.
I choose six numbers, and don't buy a ticket.
When the numbers don't come up, I rejoice at the pound I have saved.
Good idea?...
can anyone tell me where I can get a copy of the above programme it's by Willy Russell, it was on TV in the 80s I think, it does have to be on DVD. Hope someone can help.
hi all ive just ordered a YOGI WAND (hair curler) from qvc (£51+p&p) the reviews ive read have all been mostly very good, just wondering if anyone here has one or have tried one and what...
Paddy walks through town one day when he spots an interesting looking box in a shop window. He enters the shop, grabs the box and gives it a shake. Paddy thinks to himself 'God, this must be some sort...
3 explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits. The...
THE OTHER day, I rushed round to my neighbours' house to warn them of the kangaroo in their garden. Imagine how silly I felt when they explained it was just their greyhound having a Sugar
are YOU right now? I know theanswerbank.co.uk reaches far and wide, so I was just wondering what tiny corner of the earth you are posting from right now. I'm in Xeraco, Valencia. Oh, and btw... what...