Teacher says make a short poem and use the word Pistol. First lad says My dad was in the Air Force ,he wore a suit of Blue, he also wore smart shiny shoe's and he had a Pistol to. 2nd lad says My dad...
Missed Casualty last night so thought I'd watch it this afternoon on demand. It said "enter pin" I assume this is because it's on after 9pm. Problem is I don't have a pin. I thought factory setting...
Why is everyone on tv wearing poppies so early? I thought the celebrations weren't until next month. Has some sort of government directive been issued to the media execs?
A sporty German friend is coming to London on Tuesday for a week and says he is disappointed to find no football matches taking place during that time, is that correct please?
How do they do it .Tottenham Hotspur have an uncanny knack of getting terrible managers how do they do that .I know it not all his fault just a mixture of bad players bad manager .Season is over...
Anyone want new boobs, Katie Price (Jordan) is selling her old implants as she is getting new ones for Christmas because her current ones are getting saggy! Try Wrapping them in Christmas paper!!
OMG I tuned into Status Quo Acoustic in Concert The 2 Lead Vocalists should stick to good old Rock and Roll both a struggling to reach the correct notes , Question how many musicians doe's it take to...
I have a goatee that is now a few inches long, I often wear beads in it. The problem with that is the beads often leave the beard mis-shapen when I remove them. As I dont always want to wear the beads...
Today I have been mainly adjusting time things - clocks/watches/car/bike/phones/microwave/Aga and central heating controller - then I tidied my sock and pant drawer to make room for some new arrivals....
It's the start of the season for these utterly amazing displays : http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29599792 And this year there's a website to report sightings :...
Yesterday I attempted to fit a new radiator for an old one which was corroded. Please bear with me... I fixed the new brackets on the wall and hung the new double rad and because the new rad was...