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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man replies, "Those are called condoms...
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Am having withdrawals at his night frolics
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Has the change over happened ? I cant get BBC1/2/ITV etc but the freeviews are ok.
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Brother has bloodshot eye. Its so painful he wants to pull it out. Any idea of the cause ? He's 65y.
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A debater is wearing a niqab. So, AB sisters & brothers :), is this acceptable on tv ?
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I have friends email but they're not listed on FB search. There is no facility to message them on the site link they gave me. How else can I add them to my FB site ?...
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Sixtys music - cant see any swinging ?
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Feels like sand paper rattling in my ear; its driving me nuts. How can I clear it ?
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so dad, how do you like the ipad we got you.........
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Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.' 'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a...
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Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but...
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Combination taps have an up/down rod fitting that controls the opening of basin plug. Under basin there are two metal rods; one horizontal & t'other vertical that fit across each other. The...
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Man is known as a 'cleaner' who lives a hermit existance until he befriends a young girl who joins him cleaning. Cleaning is a paid hit man. Anyone know the name, please ?...
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10 mussels, 4oz salmon, sprig parsley & lemon slice in hollindaise, restaurant price £60 = crazy price. Do you eat out at such prices ?...
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Earlier this year. Methinks its the female checking out the nest. Do baby-watch video cameras work in the dark and do they need plugging into electricity ?...
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Doc said the "foetus hadn't broken through the egg" ? Her womb was flushed and the pregnancy terminated. Poor woman 30y is devastated & lost 2stone in weight. Has anyone heard of such a...
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50years on the throne
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can my property be land Registered in anothers name without their knowledge
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I've smoked too many cigs & its affecting the kids, so I decided to give them up. Anyone know any good orphanages...
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Can't the bank teller or business proprietor sign as witness to my passport photo; so far they've said no ? Its too much faff to appoint my GP.

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