A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably...
Well probably more than one - but this one in particular is bothering me. Here goes - my sister (aged 76) lived in Spain with her husband (aged 86) for the last 25 years or so. I have never been there...
I fancy doing some embroidery. When I was young you could buy cushion covers with patterns already on them for embroidery. Can you still buy this sort of thing and if so where can I buy them. I have...
It's Friday, dry outside and a little on the nippy side but the weekend is nearly here and for this particular person, it can't come quick enough (I need sleep!!)
I've just had one for tea ... lovely with a bit of pickle. But whenever a survey is done of people's eating habits, no-one admits to eating a pork pie - ever. Yet millions are sold every day. It...
(No, not one of Bacon's essays) Do you think class distinction has now died out in Britain? Do you find yourself saying something which, on reflection, defines you as aspirational middle class, or...
I have just changed car insurers and have been asked to provide proof of NCD and I am happy to provide this. This is the only time in 20 years of driving i have been asked for proof and i often change...
This is very hard for me to write on this public forum but I am desperate for some advice. My son (aged 17) has been smoking cannabis. I have had this confirmed recently by purchasing a test kit and...
My pillow is vibrating! (Trying to nap before nightshift) God im only in here a week and its such an awkward thing... I can hardly ignore it. I can hear the words over my tv sound! Tempted to go &...
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/crime/article3913469.ece
Honestly, The Times is getting like the Mail ! Police dogs to get "pensions" indeed! Not quite....
Does anyone know of any high street shop etc which sell female nude figurines. They don't have to be pricey, just tasteful, maybe further within reason but of a decent size, nowt below six inches....