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Boosting poor aerial signal..

I have really bad reception where ilive, i have no fly lead socket on the wall so i have to use a plain tv aerial, this does not give good enough reception and as my house is situated on the corner of...

squirtle

Does Berts Grandson on Eastenders remind you of anyone?

I can't help thinking he resembles a younger version of 'SPUD' from trainspotting. Or is that just me?

ChuffingHell

Where to live in Manchester

Am thinking of moving to Manchester to buy a ground floor flat. I am quite young and would therefore like to be within 30 mins walking distance of bars/shops etc but at the same time be in a...

cheerioHobo

how did simon amstell make britney cry?

how did simon amstell actually make britney cry? anyone know xxxxxxx

elle88

t mobile

what is the song on the new t mobile advert?

splatt

hole in celing

hello i was in my unboarded loft and put my foot through the plasterboard and was left dangling into the bedroom. do i just buy some new plasterboard cut out the hole shape and nail it to the rafters...

Pharlap

Prison

A boy starting his prison sentence is put into a cell with the most terrifing man he has ever seen, six feet six inches tall, 20 stone of muscle and more scars than he can count serving life for...

smudge

Deodorants - Another blonde joke.....

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed,...

cabbyste

washing machines

we have just bought a new washing machine, the old one was connected to both the hot and cold taps , the new one is connected to just the cold water pipe, surely this will cost much more in heating...

wendilla

roll that back

Man walks into Asda supermarket where there advertising slogans are (roll back prices)puts his circumcised penis on the counter and says to the assistant"see if you can roll that back"

buzybee

Why is Britney Bald?

Britney Spears has shaven her head? Is she losing the plot??

malpal

Aaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!!!!

Somebody wrote last week about how annoying they found the as for Picture Loans. It is SO awful that I have to write to agree. AS IF anybody would yell out to their child while trying to arrange their...

winny

Rear wheel drive BMW

Can I have a few opinions please. We have a rear wheel drive BMW and I reckon they are harder to handle in the wet and ice than a Front wheel drive. I have done a bit of skid pan driving and base my...

badboy4life

rave

does anyone remember the artist/song when rave was massive and the guy has a really high pitched voice and says aciiiiiiiiiiiiid?

meglet

Internet Security

I was on here yesterday and read a post from an ABer saying that another ABer had telephoned them to give them abuse after a few choice words were exchanged between them. I'm curious to know how its...

Pharlap

Blind Man

A blind man goes into a shop, picks up his guide dog and starts spinning it around his head with the lead. The distraught shop owner runs up to him and says "can I help you" and the chap says "no...

woodchopper

Engine revving up

A colleague at work has a 2002 BMW 318 ISE - it has developed a fault where the engine regardless of wether it is hot or cold will rev up from idle to 2000rpm and then settle down to idle and then rev...

teash

Galaxy choc ad

Is it just me or does anybody else think that the woman in the ad (the one in which she`s looking around the house for her choccy bar) is the absolute double of Lemar, are they brother and sister????

sir.prize

omg!!!!

Whatever happened to the Television Watershed?Tonight's primetime Brit Awards hosted by (no name needed) - certainly offends good taste and decency. Not only is he (or it) void of any talent but also...

garnetalon

Valentine Gifts

I got the wife a new Bag and Belt for a Valentine's gift. Now the hoover works perfectly

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