I think the trouble with people today is that we dont eat enough dirt and we all might as well live in bubbles the way things are going, what do you think???
I know there have been many different writers on Eastenders over the years, but do none of them read up on character profiles and events. Billy Mitchell for instance wants to adopt Jay and in...
Hi everyone, I want a new phone as my current phone, Motorola L6 is boring me and I don't like it any more but: 1) I can't decide what phone I want 2) I don't know whether to use Ebay or Carphone...
two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one...
We have lived in our house for nearly 4 years, lots of the local kids (unpleasant types) play football in front of a bank of garages that back onto our garden, many times the ball comes flying over...
I bought an orange payg phone from the orange shop yesterday for my wife. She really does not like it and i wondered does anyone know their policy for returning the handset will i be able to exchange...
my mate was ina club last night and he was chatting up a chettah i thought 2 myself his pulling a fast one!!!!!! ive got a sponge front door hey dont knock it!!!!!!!! i was looking in my local paper...
An expectant father rings the hospital to see how his wife is getting on. By mistake he's connected to Lords cricket ground. "How's it going?" he asks. "Fine.", comes the answer, "We've got three out...
Is it just me or when the so called celebs back their cars away, is that an old Austin Princess being backed away to the far right of the screen. (are things really that bad in Hollywood)
im wanting a shower in my bathroom but as i have no corner where one can go , ill have to have a free standing one can anyone suggest where to get one from. many thanks
In the name of god will you dreadful people pull yourselves together and stop posting these hopeless and frankly embarrassing jokes. It is so disappointing to look through the posts and find all these...
i have just bought a game for my pc and i installed it then when i want to play on it it says that i have no free disc space the game that i have got is command and conquer and it can be run in win98...
A farmer and his wife are shattered from working all the hours God sends, so they decide to advertise for help. A stunningly beautiful young girl, size 12, pert breasts and long brunette hair applies...