Bert was dying, his wife Becky was by his side. "Becky" he said in a tired voice. "There's something I must confess." "Shhh, there's nothing to confess, everything's all right." "No I must die in...
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her...
I just got a new voice-activated car radio. I shout "Country" and it plays Dolly Parton. I shout "Rock" and it plays Guns n Roses. I was driving through town this morning, when a couple of youngsters...