Donate SIGN UP

The-Toff-

201 to 220 of 336

First Previous 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Next Last

Avatar Image
Cowtipper

Three farmers were eating breakfast at the diner.

One morning three farmers and their wives sat down for breakfast in a local restruant. As breakfast was served the first farmer said "Please pass me the sugar, Sugar" to his wife. The second...
02:46 Thu 12th May 20116 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:24 Sun 15th May 2011
Avatar Image
carlton23

That`s it for me to--night.

Nighty night me derios
22:54 Sun 15th May 20116 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:11 Sun 15th May 2011
Avatar Image
HarryFindlay

I`ve just bought a Premiership Tool Box....

It has no Hammers
20:25 Sun 15th May 20112 answers, last by The-Toff- 22:49 Sun 15th May 2011
Avatar Image
HarryFindlay

Rory Delap....

Downloaded this football game for my Ipod where all you do is take extremely long throw-ins. Its called the Rory Del-App...
21:17 Sun 15th May 201110 answers, last by The-Toff- 22:45 Sun 15th May 2011
Avatar Image
Mick-Talbot

Hello .... my .. name is Jason Statham

is he the new ....... Micheal Caine? Not a film buff, but getting films forced down my throat...... Most films , he is called Frank and drives a fast car . .. 1 dimensional...?...
22:34 Sun 15th May 201129 answers, last by TTG 19:33 Mon 16th May 2011
Avatar Image
joeluke

West Ham relegated

Goodbye to bad rubbish I say
16:55 Sun 15th May 201136 answers, last by flip_flop 07:35 Mon 16th May 2011
Avatar Image
stokemaveric

WHY WHY WHY DELILAH..WHY WHY WHY DELILAH..............

ok we lost to the better side..but ive had a good day...well done man city...[i say that through gritted teeth]...but they outclassed us today...
20:22 Sat 14th May 201116 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:01 Sat 14th May 2011
Avatar Image
Bobbisox

why are our pubs going to the wall?

It's so sad that the English pub is being 'pushed ' out of existence
22:46 Sat 14th May 201177 answers, last by Bobbisox 09:45 Sun 15th May 2011
Avatar Image
ELVIS68

Did you have a nickname at school?.....

Was it one you liked or was it one that haunted you all through your schooldays?
21:27 Sat 14th May 201152 answers, last by beso 09:28 Sun 15th May 2011
Avatar Image
Backdrifter

A question for smokers

Be honest: do you throw your used fag-ends on the ground? And if so, why? I've given up commenting on this to those who do it. I'm always polite but get mostly ignored or sworn at. I'm sure most of...
12:44 Sat 14th May 201175 answers, last by davelee 04:24 Sun 29th May 2011
Avatar Image
ELVIS68

Seve Ballesteros......

The golfing great has been laid to rest in the same grave as his father I guess that makes him one over pa...
21:54 Sat 14th May 201119 answers, last by Bobbisox 13:12 Mon 16th May 2011
Avatar Image
pinkilady

FAO Mamya... :-)

Hello lovely, Any chance you could start your music thread a tad early.... what with it being Friday night and all that... :-)...
22:23 Fri 13th May 201152 answers, last by Chaffinch 23:22 Fri 13th May 2011
Avatar Image
naartje

Tony Pulis....who he?

He is taking his Stoke City team to Wembley....very nice man...and i wish him well who will win?...
13:15 Tue 10th May 20119 answers, last by The-Toff- 22:20 Fri 13th May 2011
Avatar Image
Mick-Talbot

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ You were the eyes in the face of fortune♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

sorry folks im just getting my vocal chords limbered up for the eurovision song contest.....should be good much better than the crappy footbal final....? ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ We're not the first ones to be...
11:39 Fri 13th May 201112 answers, last by carlton23 22:26 Fri 13th May 2011
Avatar Image
extra1234

17, pregnant, abortion

If im 17 and fell pregnant not through a lack of protection but because protection failed and i knew i was going to have an abortion, should i tell the guy ive been dating for 6 months about the...
21:55 Fri 13th May 201146 answers, last by dave50 12:03 Tue 17th May 2011
Avatar Image
ELVIS68

Been out for a beer tonight......

2 pints came to £7.40..shocking or what?
21:27 Fri 13th May 201149 answers, last by scotman 22:27 Fri 13th May 2011
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Cockney Rhyming Slang

We all know the most common ones, but occasionally I find that a regular word has its origins in rhyming slang. Can you tell me any that would surprise me? Years ago I found out how rude I was being...
11:39 Wed 11th May 201165 answers, last by pmorley 13:47 Fri 13th May 2011
Avatar Image
wildwood

Brothel Trip

Here's another old one. An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years...
04:49 Wed 11th May 20112 answers, last by The-Toff- 20:14 Wed 11th May 2011
Avatar Image
Jan1957

Why was my thread removed?

Seriously!
22:37 Sun 08th May 201144 answers, last by piggynose 11:14 Mon 09th May 2011
Avatar Image
Jan1957

Drivel, drivel, drivel, drivel

Ok so there have been a few complaints about people posting drivel on here so off you go, complain. :-()
22:11 Sun 08th May 201137 answers, last by ttfn 22:32 Sun 08th May 2011

201 to 220 of 336

First Previous 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Next Last