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I have been having cyber sex with a women that I met on the internet 3 months ago

Would just like to know if I am weird and what you think about cyber sex. Is it normal? As I am starting to feel a bit unconfertable about it all now....

wildwood

Good Stuff.

REALLY FUNNY! A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The...

moonraker558

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:- HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON...

ummmm

Blonde

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying...

redman41

FA Cup Semi-Final Draw

Bolton v Stoke City Man Utd v Man City or Reading Ties to be played at Wembley 16th/17th April. Reading and Stoke have never won the FA Cup. Bolton last won it in 1958 Man City last won it in 1969 Man...

Baby02

My dog drinkin loads of water

My dog never used to drink alot of water just a few sips a day....lately thou hes havin 3 big bowls a day at the very least. His diet hasnt changed and Im wondering if maybe hes ill...any ideas?

Gromit

Is local radio worth saving?

To save money the BBC plan to replace its 40 local radio stations with Radio Five Live (apart from a breakfast programme). There is already a campaign to save them, but are they worth saving? They...

Bravehearted

Poppy burning Islamic extremist

This Black bearded £50 fine for burning poppies on rememberance day, should thank his lucky stars that he's 'British?' His fine can easily be paid from the monies he receives from the DSS. If...

venator

does anyone play Mornington Crescent?

Don't quite know where to post this, but I'd really enjoy a game - 1922 rules, of course. I'll start - Embankment...

onetoomany

once reported for benefit fraud

what happens next and whats the process? I reported someone, and i don't feel one bit guilty, as a hardworking citizen, i cannot condone such greedy theiving behaviour.

lesblue

Someone pinched......

a pair of my wife's knickers from the washing line.....she'd be grateful if the thief would return the twenty-two clothes pegs.

askyourgran

Do you have a favourite artist, or piece of art........

I like some classical painters John Singer Sargent (sp)for one. But some of todays modern prints are really good. Justin Bua and Stephen Johnson are excellent imho except that this sort of art is...

moonraker558

Ectasy

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently,Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ectasy just above their front teeth....

The-HouseHusband

Did Birmingham City have a Bad Hangover following Cup Win?

After such a great win over Arsenal last week, Birmingham were brought down to earth by one of their neighbours. Do you think this was a case of bad heads after the win last week, or did they have...

prendy91

newbie

ever wanted to get involved and feel shovved out...... any times when you have felt frozen out...

daoji

Top Gear

Series 16, all six episodes have been broadcast and what have we learnt? Apart from the usual toys for rich boys. A decidedly lacklustre approach to informative journalism or humorous entertainment...

trt

Would you like to be a Film Star?

I was watching the warm up to the Oscars a while ago, and thought, would I like to be in the shoes of these so called Stars/actors etc? They must lead such a false life of having to look good 24 hours...