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Being remanded in custody for a repeat offence

Hi, wondering if anyone can help, my friend has been remanded in custody, so he is in prison until his court date, which is tomorrow, i dont know the whole story, but i know he hit his friend and he...

craft1948

Is this the best excuse ever......

I'm hoping for some good puns here.............. http://www.dailymail....t-cancer-tobacco.html...

summerbeauty

The bloke

has just had his wicked way with me and has now gone down the pub to watch 4 hours of football and I bet he don't get home until kicking out time. He did not even kiss me or say goodbye to me, he just...

anotheoldgit

Stay where you are.

http://tinyurl.com/49wmmyu All this and not a penny from the Indian government, even though they can afford to be a nuclear and a 'space race' state. We can only hope he doesn't decide to come to...

zzxxee

Sunday dinner thread

There does not seem to be one started yet, so i will kick it off. Im having lamb chops today what are you doing for lunch ?....

bibblebub

Everton to win?

last penalty

Steve.5

champions league

you are havin a laugh price wise

stokemaveric

what tv charecter scared you when you were a child???

i was scared of the daleks..and im not afraid to admit it.......

Jemisa

Under The Bed!

Bill and Pamela were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage...

JimT

Are right-wing people less intelligent?

From my personal experience, and based on the discussions here, that's how it seems to me. Unsophisticated arguments based on ignorance and lack of understanding generally seem more likely to come...

natas liah

lets rock

one of my faves

joeluke

Crime pays

Boss pays £5k compensation to employee who stole £845 from him Stress, humiliation and trauma? Pathetic, his boss carried out a citizens arrest - so what if he hung a placard around his...

joeluke

Sex offenders 'rights'

They should stay on the register for life 'Only individuals sentenced to more than 30 months for a sex-related crime are required to register with police for life' Anyone sentenced to 30 months+ has...

bigsweirurgu

Does anyone else love the Specsavers advert about the sheep farmer?

This ad should win awards - well, it makes me happy anyway...

bibblebub

Arsenal v Barcelona

Or Ars v Bar as the onscreen score has it. Could be an excellent game if the 1st 5 minutes are anything to go by....

joggerjayne

Balancing the ball on your head

So, nowadays, footballers have become a bunch of lightweight fairies ... ... yes? no one disagreeing so far? If an opponent so much as touches them, they go down like they've been shot by a sniper,...

Steve.5

Quick Quiz anybody

1 How many Prem managers have scored aginst the club they now manage 1 Which Prem manager played in the first colour edition of MOTD 3 Name the 3 European cup winners managed by Big Ron 4 Which ex...

redcrx

anyone else?

OK Ive been meaning to ask this for a few weeks (someone may already have done so). May as well do it now and save Sqad from the lovey dovey stuff that he hates lol but has anyone else seen the...

anneasquith

no one to celebrate valentines day with ?

for any abers who have no one to celebrate valentines day with, choose an aber to be your valentine for today...................( only singles may apply ) ?

mort101

If a person has been signed off sick for stress, can their employer give them a written warning for attendance.

My friend has been signed off sick for over 3 months. She has work-related stress and this has really badly affected her. Her boss visited her and threatened to give her a written warning if she did...

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