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Question asked by grandson

Grandma - "if you can be ruthless then can you have ruth? If you can be uncouth then can you be couth?" Any replies welcomed.

Ann

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.. Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says...

Steve.5

ex blues who are ex managers of the blues

Since SAF came to Man Utd, which 5 former Everton players have managed Man City

lauratwentyeight

hey guys ive been at it again rod stewart this time lol!

i just love this wee song! hope u like it! ...

Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

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Buenchico

My poor befuddled brain can't cope!

I've just turned on my radio in order to hear a play which starts at 1am, only to find that it will be starting at the OTHER 1am, in an hour's time. All very confusing! So what will everyone else be...

ClareA

Thought posters might enjoy this

From Radio Times listing for Thur 27th Oct, 9pm, ITV2 'Benidorm': 'Having had her wedding ruined by the accident, Madge, along with Janice, find themselves taken captive'. Highest count of...

Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥♥♥

marval

Turkey

A woman walks into the butchers shop just before closing. She says, "Thank Heavens I've made it in time! Have you any turkey?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out his only turkey, and...

Shazzazam

Have you ever seen a man who is

a cross between George clooney and David Essex? Well I will be sleeping with him tonight when he stops snoring his bloody head off. Oh for feks sake he is so perfect but his snoring is killing me....

Shazzazam

My man is so scrumptious

and he knows it. Have you got one like mine?...

rowanwitch

Happy Birthday Welshlibranr

A birthday rhyme for the blue welsh one May blue not be your shade May today find you in the pink Or be it a golden Day And whatever be the number I wish you many more Each full of joy and laughter...

Zooa

Have you had The Ink Blot Test?

I'm not happy with my results.......Well I agree with the first part..... "You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. You...

Buenchico

For DocSpock (and anyone else who values live music)

A couple of Sundays back I found myself in the Cornucopia pub in Southend, where I was greatly impressed by the band ("Not Dead Yet"). I've just found out that someone there had a video...

spireman

I know I'm getting old....

because I used to LOVE cheese and onion crisps, and now if I have them they seem to stick half way down and then stay with me all day. Me Mum told me this would happen. How did you realise you were...